Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

33. Anne Maria's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Okay, why are you guys not writing about me? I know there are a few mildly good-looking contestants in other casts, but I have more than good looks! I'm classy, sassy and I don't understand why you're giving me the shaft. Is it just that you don't know what to say about me? Have you not watched the show enough? I don't know...

And by the way, can you please not pair me with that creepy feral kid? He got me kicked off the show with his fake diamond, and no one plays me for a fool. I mean, besides, we don't look like a couple. Now me and Vito...that's another matter. Yeah, yeah, I know, multiple personalities, yadda yadda yadda, but I don't believe it. Mike HAS to be an act – Vito's too real. And even if I really have to accept that Mike's the real thing...well, you could at least write stories about me and Vito! It's not fair when half the others get their guy on the internet and in real life and I don't! Please, let me have my fun too.

Oh, and one more thing. Remind me of that writer who put me in second place in that one fic and made me alternate winner. That one deserves a medal.

Beauty before age,

Anne Maria