Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

35. Jo's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?

Sorry, by that, I mean to say, why are you pairing me with Brick? Is it because we kept competing with each other and he seemed to have a teeny crush on me? Well, I'm not interested, so you can stop writing about that now and focus on stuff that might actually happen.

As for the competition stories – well, all right, some of them work. Like the one when I win! But there's that one where I make an alliance with that girl from the other season...what's her name? Sky or something like that? Yeah, she's cool. Kind of a bit too nice, but at least she's good at sports. And that girl Eva from the first season's cool too, but she doesn't exactly know how to keep her head on straight, does she?

Also, one more thing – stop sticking me with Lightning all the time! The dude has no brain and a major attitude problem! I know, I know, you're saying now that I do, too, but he takes it to a whole new level. I mean, how many times did I lead my team to victory?

Fine, maybe I'm starting to rant and I kind of want to keep this short, so, to recap: Stop pairing me with Brick, stop making me hang out with Lightning, I don't mind if you want me to make alliances with Sky or Eva, and DO make me win your competition stories.

Still better than you,

Jo