Dear Fanfiction Writers,
What is with you and your complete underestimation of me? Was it because I don't call attention to myself like some of the other big names of Total Drama, or do you think making it to the final four twice isn't as good as making it to the final three twice, like Heather and Zoey? All of you seem to think I'm stupid just because I grew up in redneck territory! Okay, I did, but I'm no sucker. If I wasn't smart, how would I have known B would mess up my plans, that I needed to check from Dawn's confessionals if she'd figured me out, and guessed that Mike was no longer of use once he'd confessed to Zoey (although I didn't realize how much that kind of thing would set Zoey against me...). Point is, I'm not stupid. I just went about playing Total Drama my own way.
Other things...well, you don't need to pair me with Courtney. I'm having a hard enough time refusing to take her back without you all making her sound just as beautiful and bossy as she always was. I don't want to get back with her, and I'm tired of people shipping me with her.
I don't care about the competition stories either. You don't do anything with me in them anyway. Just...okay, if you're going to put me in your stories, either make me a winner, or put me with a hot girl, okay? Not Courtney. And just so you know, I don't appreciate you sticking me with Dawn, either. I'm not interested in her, okay? When will you guys understand that?!
Not interested at all,
Scott