LOL if You Would, Please…..

Hello and welcome again. Please, Laugh out Loud at the Spoofings and Rough-Cut Scenes of Legend of Legaia.

Battle!
Scenario: A Battle on the Field
Vahn:summons Lippian:
Lippian:enters the onto field, charges to do 'Ultimate Death':
Lippian:Anime Sweatdrop. 'Utimate Rave':busts up doing a strange headbopping dance.:
Vahn: "I…hate…you." :fwaps Lippian on the head:
'Vahn's Party has walked away from the battle''Lippian Monster is convulsing'

Lemme Du It
Scenario:
The Genisis Tree at East/West Ratayu (Songi's Trapped Gene Tree?)
Noa: "Let me touch it!":is zapped: "Vahn, It hurts! Don't touch it everyone it hurts!"
Vahn:attempts to touch:
Noa: "No, wait Vahn!"
Gala:sneaks behind the two:touches the barrier, is zapped: "Whee!"
Noa: "Gala,….!"
Vahn:steps infront of her, shakes his head:Gala: "Thiiiiissss……feeeeeeeelllllzz……guuuuuuuoooo-ooood!" :is thrown back:
Vahn:steps up to Gala: "Stick out your tongue."
Gala:cross-eyed, incoherent:sticks out tongue, sparks:
Vahn: "Yep. He's fried." :turns back to Gala: "You learn your lesson?"
Gala:sits up, is serious: "Yes."
Noa: "And that was?"Gala: "That it's going to be really cool when I stick my tounge on it!"
Noa and Vahn:Hold him back: "No!"

It's Fun Being A Girl
Scenario: Noa Becomes a Seru Bride
Noa: "Ok, Eliza. After I get ready, I'm going to the castle in your place!"
Eliza: "Are you sure it's alright for Noa to go in my place?"Vahn: "Yes."
Noa: "I'll be alright! Don't worry about me! Here, give me that dress!"
Eliza: "Oh! I am so fortunate!"
Gala:goes to the other side of the room, and stares out the window:

Noa:goes to change:is confused, runs out infront of the boys: "….Um,….I have a problem."
Noa: "The dress is too big."
Eliza: "Oh,….I…I'm sorry. I…" :starts to cry:
Vahn: "Wha?" :grins mischievously, and ushers Noa and Eliza to him:
Vahn:whisper, whisper: "Gala looks about right doesn't he?"
Noa and Eliza: "Yes!"
Noa: "But, how will we get him to wear it?"
Vahn: "Hey Gala! Noa needs you're help with the zipper."
Gala:startled: "But I-I I-uh…." :faints:
Vahn: "Oh-"Noa: "Kay-…." :rustle, rustle:work, work:
A few minutes later, and with the help of a slowness chain-
Guards:knock, knock: "We're here for the Seru Bride."
Gala:prettied up with the help of a lot of makeup "………."
The Three ExitEliza:appears from behind the bed:Vahn: "Good thing Gala's a monk, because he makes one ugly bride."

Y'all havin' a Party or What?
Scenario: Urais Mais
Vahn:missing a shoe and his vest: "Gala, your turn."
Noa: "Uhm,…." looks down at undergarments: "Vahn, where's your chest? How come Gala and I only have chests?"
Gala:blushes:
Cara: "What are you all doing, throwing a party?"
Vahn:Snatches up the bottle.: "Uhm,……ah-absolutely noneya!"
Gala: "Vahn,…you and your ridiculous games!" :snatches up Noa's shirt and puts it on:
Cara: "…Al-righty then." :snickers:
Noa:leans over to whisper to Vahn: "Vahn,…. Gala drank the bong water. Didn't he?"
Vahn: "So did you."

All I have is this Change! Inspired by 'Whose Line is it Anyway'
Scenario: When Cara meets the Heroes at Uruis Mais
Gala: "Cara, how can you travel though the mist freely? How are you able to travel without a Ra-Seru?"
Cara: "Ra-Seru? All I have is this 'good luck charm'."
The Conspicuous voice of that guy on Whose Line: "Change!"
Cara: "This Animal Cracker."
CVotG: "Change!"
Cara: "This old picture of my boyfriend."
CVotG: "Change!"
Cara: "This orange tennis ball..."
CVotG "Change!"
Noa: "A cheeto!"Drew: "Say Wha?"Vahn: "….A bald Canadian!"
The bald Canadian"Captian HAIR!"

Ladies, and Gents….Our Leader!
Scenario: Frozen Genesis Trees in Buma
Noa: "Vahn! Gala! The Genesis Trees! They're frozen stiff!"
Gala: "No! Oh No!" :rushes to a tree: "Vahn, the Genesis Tree is frozen! It's covered in snow and-"
Vahn:tongue stuck to tree: "I kinda figured it out for myself."

Don't Argue with the Game

Scenario: Battle Field, Acquiring 'Spoon''
Meta has acquired the powerof SPOON'
Vahn: "Spork."Mysterious Omnious Game Voice: 'Meta has acquired the power of SPOON!'
Vahn:calm and coolly: "Spork."
MOGV: 'SPOON'
Vahn:throws hands: "It's all spoons and forks! Call it 'spork' for crying out loud!"
MOGV: 'Vahn's team is about to die by my very sharp knife, which I'm sharpening right now.'

Gaza?
Scenario: Gaza's Intro
Gaza: " I am Gaza. An old man who walks in the path of carnage and bloodshed."
Gaza:Grins cheesily: "And when I'm not doing that, I like to stop and smell the flowers, sing happy songs, and…enjoy long walks on the beach."

Dare to Dream
Scenario: Noa's Dream
Noa: "Father? Father? Is that you Father?"
Spirit: "Noa. There is something I must tell you."
Noa: "What?"
Spirit: "I'm a free form floaty thing. Whee!":Floats about:

The Mist? Really?
Scenario: Random
Random Person: The Mist is Eviol! The Mist is Death in Disguise!
Vahn:smirks: "Oh Really?" : lifts leg and poots:
Random person:holding nose: "This boys fart is Eviol! His fart is Death in Disguise!"
Vahn:glances to his party: "Really? I just call it a Silent Frog."

I'm A Pretty Lay-Dee
Scenario: Upstairs Sol, by the clothesline
Vahn: "Hmm…"
Noa: "Look at the clothes!...I want to try on the clothes!"
Gala: "Noa! Those clothes do not belong to you! Those clothes belong to the Biron Monks."
Vahn:snatches a bra off the line, puts on head: "Really Gala. Y'think?"
Noa:giggles:
Vahn:runs around: "I'm a pretty lay-dee! A pretty Biron Monk lay-dee!" :runs into Master Deez:
Vahn:gazes up: "Oh, boy. I'm in trou-ble."

CatFight
Scenario: Upstairs Sol, fight with Songi
Gala: "Songi….y-you bastard!"
Songi: "Hey, wait! Wait you simple minded muscle-bound oaf!" :tears swell in his eyes:
Songi: "You….you…you bitch!" :catfight:
Vahn: "Im-mature…So,…Noa…"
Noa: "Here I come Gala! I'll help you Gala!" :jumps into the fight:
Vahn:takes out bra and puts it over his head: "Here I come, BITCHES!" :dives into the fight cloud:

Grampa
Scenario: After Sol Gaza dies, assimilates with Sol Genesis Tree
Gala: "Noa, for an instant, he saw Mar, his granddaughter in you."
Noa: "Old Man,…I mean, Grandpa! Watch over all of us, ok?"
Gala exits
Noa: "Grampa." :exits:
Echoing Voice: "I'm not Grampa!"
Vahn:pale and shaking: "Oh-k….. so I must'vedrank the bong water."

What's Love Got to Do With THIS?
Scenario: Urais Mais, with Cara
Cara: "Well, if I told you that you'd be reviving the Genesis Trees for love,…You kids wouldn't understand!" :exits:
Noa: "Vahn, what's love?"
Vahn:blushes, turns away:
Gala:gasps:
Noa: "What?"
Vahn:turns around, leans close to Noa:
Noa: "What's wrong with your face Vahn? It's…all weird."
Vahn:face to face with Noa:pause:
Vahn: "Beap!" :honks her nose:

Yahoo!

Scenario: Nivora Ravine
Meta: No good Vahn. If only that large snowball would fall in our path.
Vahn&Meta:wait until Gala arrives:
Gala:pushes snowball into path:
Vahn: "AHH!"
Gala:peers over the ledge: "Vahn! Vahn are you alright?"
Vahn:sprawled out on the snow, flails arms in the snow:
Vahn:sarcastic: "Sure,…just lyin' here, makin snow angels."
Gala: "So,…you're ok?" :snickers:
Vahn:scowls, hurls a snowball: "NO!"