O-h….kay….
Scenario: First Having Learned 'Noa's Ark', A random battle
Noa:does Noa's Ark:
Noa: "somethin'somethin'somethin'" (hey, I don't know what she's saying either) :does Jurassic Blow:
Vahn :0-0: "Noa. You're supposed to do 'Noa's Ark':
Noa: "….:o-0: "Uhm,…"
Gala: "Vahn, you don't even do Vahn's Craze."
Vahn:falls to knees in despair: "It's the Vahn! It's the Vahn, isn't it! Why can't you all just leave the Vahn alone!"
:Appears Chad from Charlie's Angels:
Chad:"No! It's the Chad! It's always the Chad!"
:All out howling:
Vahn: "The VAHN!"
Chad: "The Chad!"
Gala&Noa:--: "The stupidity."

It Happens
Scenario: First Battle with Cort
Cort:engages Mystic Shield:
Noa:attempts an attack:Mystic Shield fizzles:
Cort: "Ah! Damn'd batteries!" :hits the Sim-Seru:Mystic Shield fizzles out:
Gala:shrugs: "Energizer batteries, Cort?"
:Appears Energizer Bunny:
Disembodied Voice: "Keeps Going, and Going, and-"
Cort:pops in a couple Duracells:summons Evil Seru Magic:
EB:is attacked: "Ghah!" :summons Big Cymbals:
Cort:is attacked: shakes head:
Vahn,Gala,Noa: "Huzzah!"

Thunder Book IV
Scenario: Random Battle
Noa:summons Nova:
Nova:performs 'Violent Wind':poots:
Gala:places hand on head: "How embarrassing and vulgar."
Noa: "No it's not! It's ok to do that! It's fun!" :does a lady-like poot:
Vahn: "Everybody does it eventually." :poots:
Ozma: It's natural:puhhhh-oooooots: (hey! Ra-seru can poot too! Or else, wouldn't they explode)
Gala:slightly embarrassed: "I-I-….don't know."
Vahn: "You've never farted?"
Gala: "I-I…this is so wrong. It has to be."
Ozma: Gala. Common!
Gala: "O-h, kay…." :bends over:POOOOOOOTs a thunderous poot:kills an enemy:
:Afterbattle:
GALA RECEIVED THUNDER BOOK IV
Gala learned 'Thunder Blow!'

But Officer!
Scenario: Random Battle
Gala:summons Mushura:
Mushura:does Crazy Driver:almost about to exit:
:Randomly appears Mr.Officer, a Lippian in all official attire:
Officer: does siren:and pulls Mushura over:
Officer: "Sir, license and registration."
Mushura:blinks, and looks to Gala:
Gala:mouths 'I don't know'
Officer :writes up a ticket, and gives it to Gala:leaves:
Noa&Vahn:give Gala an evil glare:
Vahn: "Well, Noa. Guess you won't get that new battle robe."
Noa:falls to her knees, bawling: "I hate you Gala!"

Our Heroes when Not Busy
Scenario: A random Inn, late at night
Noa:asleep:
Gala:watching a snowy T.V.: "Vahn, hurry up!"
Vahn:outside, on the roof: "Bite me Gala!" :summons Gillium:
Gillium: "….Satellite again, Vahn?"
Vahn: "Aw, common. We'll let you watch with us. It's Friday. And you KNOW what's on Friday."
Gillium:69: "REALLY?" :does Space Cannon:picks up foreign channel:
Gillium, Gala, Vahn:oo:
Gillium: "Wouldn't that hurt?"
Gala: "I can't bear to watch anymore of this!" :turns away:
Vahn:grinning big: "Tha-t's…Co-ol."
Noa:wakes up: "O-O!...CARTOOONS!" :runs infront of the t.v. set:
Vahn:clicks tongue: "….damn."

How Anti-Climatic
Scenario: A random place in Karisto Kingdom
Vahn, Gala, Noa:playing cards with Puera:
Puera: "Picka card, any card."
Noa:nervously chooses a red one:flips it over:
Noa: "I don't die!"
Gala:trembles, and picks a grey one: "….I don't either!" +o:
Vahn:is caught peeking under a card:
Puera: "Vahn! That's the eighth time you've tried to cheat! Darn YOU!" :performs Dream Illusion:
Noa&Gala:0-o:are confused: "That's it?"
Puera:squeaks: "…So sue me."
Vahn:trembling in fear: "….I don't see dead people….there's no boogieman…..I ain't scaurd."
Gala:grins mischeviously:approaches Vahn: "….Boom…"
Vahn: "Ghahw!" :screams all-girly like:jumps:

Censored
Scenario: Random Battle
Noa:summons Theeder:
Theeder:powers up:needle erects:
:Appear Uyoni:
Uyoni:runs by with a censor patch:puts it over theeder's lower torso:
Vahn: "The heck?"
Uyoni:Texan accent: "There's sex reference there!"
Noa:whisper-whisper: "Terra is that like when we were talking in the cave…Sex?"
Terra: ….Uhm…..
Meta: ….Terra….:snicker, snicker:

Ask a Serious Question, Don't Expect a Smart Answer
Scene: Doctor Usha's Research Lab, Going to Uris Mais
Mrs. Usha: "Now I may a worry wart, but I'm uneasy about this. Let's just see if you understood everything."
Mrs. Usha: "Where is the home of the Seru?"
Noa: "Oh! Oh! I Know! I Know!"
Mrs. Usha: "Noa?"
Noa:puts finger to mouth, concentrating: "Is it….Uris Mais?"
Mrs.Usha: "Correct!"
Mrs. Usha: "Next Question. What are you going to do to in Uris Mais?"
Gala: "Dream dreams."
Mrs. Usha: "Oh! You all are so smart!"
Mrs. Usha: "Ok, Vahn. What are you going to get in Uris Mais?"
Vahn:is tired from talking all night: "Swimsuits for adults."
Gala: "Vahn!"
Vahn:rubs eyes lazily: "What?...You saw 'em too."
:Mr.Usha runs downstairs:
Mr.Usha:"Boys….Have you seen…" :notices his wife's dazed look:
Mr.Usha: "My research notebook?"

Another Warped Cliché
Scenario: Just before battle with the Delilas'
Gi: "I am Gi Delilas! I deliver fatal blows to my opponents body" :does flashy moves:
Lu: "I am Lu Delilas! I strike with lightning speed!" :does flashy moves:
Che: "I am Che Delilas! Brute strength and chaos are what I'm about!" :does(guess what)flashy moves:
Gi,Lu,Che: "We are the Delilas Family!"
Vahn: "Pshaw!"
Gi,Lu,Che:confused:
Gala: "I am Gala! 17, a Master Teacher of Biron. And….my favorite color is blue!" :does a Matrix style jump and kick:
Noa: "I'm Noa! I'm about 12 or so, hate being alone, and I like supper!" :does signature move of karate stance:
Vahn:pulls out the brazier from Sol, and places it on his head: "And I'm Vahn! 14, I'm on the cover of Legaia's Top Hunk Heroes magazine, the #1 environmentalist. I also like to help out in the after school program, and am the stereotyped silent protagonist."
Meta: ….You just shot your title to hell, Vahn.
Vahn: "Whoopsie Doodles, Ramen Noodles. I'm a preddie lady!"

What's it Gonna Be?
Scenario: Cort's Death
Cort: "…How…is that….possible? Beaten by kids."
Noa:sobs:
Cort: "Now that I die,…so's the Mist Generator." : drags himself to the edge:tries to fall:
Vahn: "…It's an awful way down."
Gala: "Yeah. And Juggernaught looked pretty hungry."
Cort:o0:gazes down:
Vahn: "Might hurt. A lot. Maybe worse than being a good guy?"
Gala: "I dunno."
Cort:sticks out thumb: "Beat it Sim-Seru! I'm one of the good guys now."
Sim-Seru: No! If I die, you die with me:forces Cort to fall:
Cort: "NO!" :echo, echo:
Noa: "Brother." :…is sad:
Cort:still falling:
:Scenes change, sad music plays:
Cort:falls into Mist Lake, with Jugg:falls onto a sharp spike, hurts tush:
Cort: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Cort:falls back onto the platform:-:00:
Cort:"….Uh,…lemme get back to you on that." :rubs tush:

Sleeping Through Reality?
Scenario: Snowdrift Cave, Noa awakens to Terra
Terra: "Noa. Did you have a bad dream?"
Noa:groggily: "Yeah…..I had a dream that I was in a cave, being raised by a talking wolf"
Terra:growls: "You weren't dreaming."
Noa: "Ok." :drifts off back to sleep:

The Truth
Scenario: Snowdrift Cave,…
Terra: Ok. Noa. Let's go over there to that spot to talk.
Noa:follows:sits beside Terra:
Terra: …Noa…I have something to tell you…I am actually...not your mother.
Noa:O-O:begins to cry:
Terra: I'm actually a seru.
Noa:on the ground, bawling:
Terra:-: I-ah…I'm actually a Ra-Seru?...A good Seru?...One not affected by the mist
Noa:turning blue from crying hard:
Terra:'': Uhm-Uhm-Uhm:panics:becoming like 'a mist crazed seru' just by the sound of Noa's wailing:
Terra: Here Noa! You can pet me:offers her head:
Noa: "Yahie!" :pet-pet; pet-pet:

Deadly Promise?
Scenario: Picnic at a random area in Sebucus Islands, after receiving appraised 'dark stone'
Gala: "Vahn,…where's the last roasted Ostrich leg?"
Vahn:stuffed mouth: "Ask Noa-"
Noa:gulps a mouthful of food:shakes head: "Nu-uh! Vahn! You're lying! I did not! I saw you take it!"
Noa:starts to cry: "Gala, I'm not lying, Vahn took it! Don't be mad at me, Gala! I didn't take it-"
Vahn:grumble-grumble: "…did too."
Gala: "…..Vahn?"
Vahn: "The heck, I didn't." :angrily reaches for some food:happens to pick up the hidden Ostrich leg:
Gala: "….So,…..you did." :jumps up and summons Jedo:
Jedo:does signature 'flashy moves':holds scythe above head:
!DEADLY PROMISE!
Jedo:sneaks up to Vahn: "….Watch yourself when you sleep. I'm like Santa Claus. I'll be Watching you."
Jedo:swings scythe threatfully: "And I'll scalp you! Scalp those blue tresses. And you be like all of Uyoni's Barbies that she had when she was little!" :evil guttural laughter:
'Vahn is paralyzed with FEAR'
'Gala and Noa are laughing their asses off!'

He-llo!
Scene: Jugg Cort, Bio Castle
Noa: "I'm human Cort! I'm Human! It's good to be human! So, be human again Cort!"
Cort: "Who speaks!"
Noa: "I'm Noa!" :pout, pout:
Cort: "I know no Noa." :dramatic scene: "I need no Noa!" :zaps Noa:
Cort: "I will use my powers to rid this world of you pathetic humans! I am part of something greater!" :squirms, wiggles:
Cort:appears before heroes:
Vahn: "Whoa! Dude!" :covers eyes:
Gala: "Oh no way!"
Cort: "What?"
Vahn: "…..You're…Psst!" :points:still covering eyes:
Cort:glances down: "Ahh!...I'm,….I'm…."
:Appears Uyoni:
Uyoni: "Some perfect Entity." :slaps on a censor bar: "Sorry people!...But,…we can't have nudity."
Uyoni:semi-cups mouth: "If you want to know what Cort's 'part of something greater' is all about-"
Uyoni:eyes over the censor bar:grimaces, then giggles: "Say 'Pianist' really fast."