Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

38. Lightning's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

What is WITH you guys? I mean, not at all surprised that you guys are writing about the Lightning, but why are you writing as if you guys don't even know me? All of you think I'm a totally different guy, just with wicked cool skills, and everyone who reviews acts as if they've got Lightning down! Well, they don't. I'm not interested in dating some girl who thinks she's better at sports, okay, so that gal from the last season ain't my type – she wouldn't give me the admiration deserved.

Apart from that, well, Lightning's not really a reader, so I'm just gonna leave it at that. Not a writer, either – that's my only opinion and I'm sticking to it.

Seriously, not gonna read another of your fanfics,

Lightning

Cameron's letter will be up in a few hours, so review before that happens!