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Sexual Innuendo There!
Scene: Random Battle:
Gala: You dumb bird:attacks with a punch:
Ostritch:Peck, Peck:
Gala:getting pummled: "Ghah! You... Pecker!"
Vahn:in awe: "...I don't believe it!"
Noa: "Awwwm! Gala said a bad word!"
Vahn: "...I don't know if I can look up to you the same way again, Gala."
Vahn's Bordom Antics
Scene: During the Preperation of the Party
Vahn:eyes Biron Statue:Recieves Healing Leaf:
Vahn:bored:pulls out of his pocket, ...a can of cheeze whiz:
Vahn:decorates statue:
Gala:"GAHH! You can't spray Cheese Whiz on Biron's statue!"
Vahn: "Ahw,….it looks…pretty! ":squirt squirt: "Birthday party pretty!"
I Believe I can...Fly?
Scene: Heroes being flown to Soren Camp
Gala: "I...we're up so high!"
Vahn:nods:
Noa:flapping arms: "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY! I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY..."
Soren: "S-ttop flailing your arms, or I might drop you!" :worry, struggle:
Noa: "...THIS IS FUN!" :flap, flap:
Soren:loses grips:
Vahn:mouth agape:
Gala: "Noa! You dropped NOA!"
Noa:flap,...flapp flapp flappity flapp:starts to gain height:bobs:
Noa:struggling squinty face: "I Belive I can, I...believe... I can!"
Vahn:shruggs: " I guess...all that arm flapping wasn't for nothin'."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND...WHAT EVER SPECIES YOU MAY BE! MAY I PRESENT:
LEGIA 2: DUAL SAGA
One Good Deed Deserves Another?
Scene: darakin castle, Nils is lost
Lang:approaches crying Nils:
Nils:sniff: "It's you! Waah!"
Lang: "What's the matter Nils?"
Nils: "Waah!" :sniff, hiff: "I followed a ...strange man..." :blubber: "and ended up here!"
Lang:contemplates on whether to take Nils home: ' Eh, he's so close to home, I'll leave him here.'
Lang:ventures on:
Nils: "Waahh Momma!"
Lang:returns:
Nils: "Mamma! MAMA! WAHHH!"
Lang: 'I don't have time to be looking after this kid!'
Lang:decides to take Nils home: "Don't Worry, I'll take you home!"
Nils:sniff: "Really?"
Lang: "Sure, common! This way Nils"
Nils: "Thanks."
:Both Arrive at Green Lynx Inn:
Lang: "Here we are, now don't you go tagging along with someone you don't know ever again! Ok?
Nils: "Ok...But.." :head butts Lang in the groin:
LANG RECIEVED BUSTED BALLS!
Nils:runs away, shouting: "That's for leaving me by myself the first time!"
Secrets Don't Make Friends
Scene: Kravia, first arrival
Myulla: "Hey Mister...wanna hear a secret? It's a really good secret."
Lang: "A secret huh?"
Myulla: 'Com over here so I can tell you...over here in the alley here."
:Both out of sight:
Myulla: "Well,..." :leans over to whisper into Lang's ear:
Lang:girly scream: "GHAHHHH! NO!" :runs out of the alley:
Lang:white as a ghost:
:Out comes Myulla/Cloud Strife:
Cloud: in his signature dress-up and makeup from FF7:signature shrug: "...All I said was I'm a big LoL fan! What'd you think I said?"
Total Randomness-ness...ness
Scene: Lab in Drakin castle dungeon
Lang: "...Books on Demonolgy? Dark Magic?..." :walks over to 'pods'
Lang: "...Didn't I see this in a game?" :tap tap:
:SPLOOSH:Out crawls 'gimard':
Lang:readies to fight:
Gimard:In scroll a top hat and dancing cane: "Hello my baby! Hello my darlin'! Hello my ragtime gal-" :starts to exit, which ever exit is close:
Gimard: "When you put pizza on a bagel you can have pizza anytime!"
Lang:OO:puts hands in pockets: "Ladies and gentlemen, keep you hands inside the ride at all times."
I Rike my Rock!
Scene: Infront of barren lake of Nohl
Kazan: "Lang, abou this Aqualith...what exactly is it?"
Lang: "Let's see, well... it floats, very shiny, water comes out of it...and OH! It's a rock!"
Lang:happy, animeish teary-eyes: "And I like to stare at it for a really long time and sing in a high pitched voice 'I Rike my Rock, I Rearry Rike my Roooooohk! It's so berry berry priddy! My priddy priddy Rooooohk!'"
Is that So-
Scene: Rivas and Lang discussing the Aqualith
Rivas: "A rock that makes water...It can mean only one thing."
:Dramatic Pause:
Rivas: --: "That was a turtle going 'wee-wee'"
Lang:in utter awe: "Is that Sooo?"