Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Wow! I really didn't expect you to write about us. I'm not actually in that many of your fanfics. I know Mike and Zoey were planning to write to you, too, so I won't get onto the way you portray either of them and just focus on my portrayal.

I guess you guys are okay. I don't mind in competition stories when I don't win a season. I already won in real life, and it's not really fair if you make me win all over again. What I like is to see myself accomplishing something in the season – helping my team notably, making a friend...something like that. There have been a few stories where I managed that, but got voted off almost immediately after that. That's okay – often you guys write the reasons, and it's because you've got something you want to do with other characters that couldn't get into motion until I was gone. I mean, it hurts a bit, but at least you care enough to explain it.

As for other stories...well, I know someone gave me a girlfriend. Just so you know, even though I'm seventeen now, I'm not really interested in dating right now. Maybe I will later on, once I hit a late growth spurt or something. For now, any girls interested are welcome to be friends with me. Except Sierra, that is. If she manages to stop projecting Cody onto me, I'd be happy to be her friend since we actually do have a lot of things in common, but for now, no.

Happy writing, and thank you for reading,

Cameron