HER GOD

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Black Lagoon, Dragon Ball Z, or Ghost Nappa. They're all owned by their respective manga artists/anime companies. Ghost Nappa is owned by TeamFourStar.

A/N: I am going to include a lemon about the last chapter into this one. I'll also be working on the original storyline of Black Lagoon by either this chapter or next one. Hope you all enjoy!

The Insufferable Ghost Nappa

Next morning, Broly and Revy awoke in each other's arms at a now-partially destroyed hotel just a few blocks away from their destination at Black Lagoon Company. They weren't going to let Ghost Nappa put their love-making session on the internet for the entire world to see back at Revy's place, and they sure as Hell weren't going to wait until another time. The Legendary Super Saiyan God half-smirked upon seeing his woman staring at him with half-lidded, glazed over eyes and the biggest, dreamiest, and most trance-like smile that he'd ever seen before. He picked up his Revy bridal-style before heading out of the building and flying back to their destination.

Once they arrived, a smirking Broly entered the building whilst carrying Revy, who continued looking at him dreamily, in his arms. "Well, well, well! You two seem to be in a really good mood today, hehehe. Must be because of the red hair dye, huh? You even died your eyebrows the same color." Benny chuckled out perversely upon noticing the two enter. Dutch, however, eyed them suspiciously before speaking up next, "I have to admit that I AM curious about this myself, because the Revy that Benny and I know wouldn't be caught dead with that look on her face. So start talking." Broly smirked ominously as he lifted his arm over his head and tossed Revy about two feet into the air before fasing out. Less than half a second later, he'd already reappeared in front of Dutch, grabbed him by the face, fased back to his previous location, and caught Revy in his free arm. Both Dutch and Benny then both said in unison, "Yep, definitely them," followed by Broly slamming Dutch into unconsciousness. Let it be known that The Legendary Super Saiyan God didn't take too kindly to being ordered around by anyone.

Upon "coming to" 5 minutes later, Dutch decided to try a more civil approach, choosing his word very carefully this time. "Would you please tell me what happened yesterday that caused this impossible change in Revy's personality? And why are your eybrows and hair red now?" Dutch asked curiously. While he did wonder if Broly had dyed it as a Request from Revy, it still wouldn't explain the sudden and sheer infatuation that she now seemed to have for her savior. Then, as if that was his cue to send everything to Hell...

"HI GUYS! " Ghost Nappa suddenly appeared in front of everyone once again. "Hi! Welcome to Ghost Nappa's story time! YAY!" The Saiyan ghost said, causing groans from three men in the room. Revy, on the other hand, was still lost in her little daydream and either didn't seem to notice or care about the specter's presence. My friend Broly here killed a bunch of cops, turned into a God, said some words that made Revy cry, got her horny, went and killed another bunch of cops halfway around the world for violating his woman back when she was a child, made her cry again, and made her completely fall in love with him on a romantic flight home." Ghost Nappa concluded, causing Dutch and Benny to face-palm, while Broly's left eye started twitching in aggravation. Revy's eyes were hidden behind her bangs with a scowl present upon being snapped from her trance by the Saiyan ghost's mentioning of her childhood past. "However...HERE'S the best part!" Ghost Nappa suddenly said, pulling out...A VIDEO RECORDER! 'No...He didn't...!' were the shocked, horrified thoughts of both The Legendary Super Saiyan God and his Revy. "Showtime!"

(FLASHBACK) LEMON START

[FLASHBACK]

Upon getting to their hotel room, both The Super Saiyan God and his 'Goddess' immediately stripped themselves naked-minus Revy's two pistols plus a 'surprise'-and fell to the bed in each others' arms. "Before we get started, I got something special for you. Remember how we first met? Revy asked, pulling a pair of handcuffs and legirons from behind her back and causing Broly to blush madly. "Well, what the fuck are you waiting for? Cuff me to the damn bed." Revy said in a slightly annoyed tone. She wanted him now Dammit! Grumbling in reply, he did as she asked and got on top of her. "Now show me...show me how it feels to have sex with a God." Revy whispered into her savior's ear, to which he nodded before slowly sliding his massive, horny dick into her wet, tight pussy. Using his newfound abilities as a God, the amount of pleasure that Broly caused Revy to feel was indescribable! A touch to her face from her savior's finger alone was enough to make her orgasm-VIOLENTLY-and scream at at the top of her lungs in sheer ecstasy, so when The Legendary Super Saiyan God slowly slid his massive, erect cock into her tight, wet pussy, she began to cum immediately. Then Revy's savior began slowly moving his manhood in and out of her womanhood as her body continued to convulse violently while her inner walls caved in with each push and pull of his dick. It wasn't even 30 seconds later when she passed out from the sheer intensity of pleasure that she had just received. Using his Godly powers once again, he sped the process and immediately climaxed upon his next thrust while releasing a ridiculous amount of jizz inside of his Revy's womanhood. Because he was in his Legendary Super Saiyan God form, Broly's warm, sticky fluids' properties basically sexually intoxicated Revy and caused her trance-like state that she had been in throughout the entire night and next day. Anyways, once Revy's man/God freed her from the restraints, she immediately latched onto him with both her arms and legs, despite being unconsious (Magic Jizz, 'nuff said). That night, Revy dreamed of her euphoric experience with her Legendary Super Saiyan God Broly, not knowing that she'd been drooling and cumming all over him the entire night.

[FLASHBACK END]

(FLASHBACK) LEMON END

IF ANYONE FEELS LIKE IT AGAIN, PLAY THE SONG: "Ghost Nappa!" on YouTube.

"And THAT is what happened last night! It was...Godly. Oh, and I already uploaded this entire video to EVERY porn site on the internet. Not only that, but you two are also featured on EVERY porn site on the internet. Ahh, internet porn. Classic." Yes, Ghost Nappa had ACTUALLY followed them once he got the video recorder from his fellow ghost buddy, Tony, as it took him less than 5 seconds to instantly poof over, get the video recorder, and poof back. Since Broly and Revy were heading back at a leisurely pace, it wasn't too hard to still follow them and-"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!/NAAAAAAAAPPAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOT!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

A/N: Sorry for taking so long on writing so little, but I've typed this chapter with my nose because I have tendonitis in BOTH of my wrists! It wasn't easy to peck at my tablet with my nose for such an extended period of time, especially since I've never tried it before, lolz. 'Till next chapter, peace out.