Laugh Out Legaia
Roger Roger!
Scenerio: Battle
Vahn:randomly pulls out a head set as well: "Big Blue to Big Bird we got us a situation!"
Barra:appears with head set on:
Gala and Noa:gawk:
Barra: "Copy that, Big Blue-Target found."
Barra:takes enemy high into the air:
Random Airforce:jet appears zooming through the airspace:airbrakes:
Pilot:tunes into channel:"You! You're in violation of government airspace… please land your….thing."
Barra: "Goin dowwnnnn!" :performs Hells Dive:
Vahns party received 'National Summons Vahns Party has been 'Court-Martialed'
Gala: "Vahn, you Dumbass."
It Coulda Happened like this
Scenario: Battle with Xain
Gala:performs Thunder Punch:
Xain:K.O.'ed:
Vahn: "And take this too! YARGH!" :performs Tornado Flame:
Xain:revived due to burning scalp:wailing and running about cartoonish-style: " Oww! You darn brats! Oww-wow-wow-wow!"
Gala: "NOA! Quit hitting those bongos and do something!"
Noa:performs Frost Breath:
Xain:reverts to seru form:lava has frozen over:
Gala: "Oh Tieg…"
Xain: "Ha! Neener neener neener! You brats'll be had sooner or later! You and your little dog too!"
Vahn: "Bark!"
Hamma Time!
Scenario: After acquiring 'Weed Hammer'
Noa:stupidly running around with weed hammer: "Dooty-doot-da-doot!"
Gala:angrily barks at her: "Noa! Running around with hammers is dangerous!"
Vahn:running around with two survival knives: "Yeah! Stupid!"
Gala:sigh: "Besides, we need to use that to break the 'Hard Grass'. "
Vahn:goes into 'stoner-like trance':whisks hammer from Gala and does a 'you-know who style stance:
Vahn: "WHOO0-HOO! HAMMA TIME!"
You Can't do that on Legaia! (But, it'd be pretty funny!)
Scenario: Drake Castle
Vahn:walks to one of the scientists that are conversion amongst themselves:
Scientist 1: "The Genesis Trees were created by Tieg! Fascinating!"
Scientist 2: "Both humans and Ra-Seru arose from Tieg! Fascinating!"
Vahn:silently mocks scientist as he approaches the third scientist:
Scientist 3: 'Noa was born into the royal family of Conkram?-"
Vahn:makes a disgusted sour face:
Scientist 3: "Fascinating!"
Vahn:kipes the scientists blue glasses:
Vahn:awed and waves hand infront of scientists head: "Take off their glasses and you take off their whole face!" :grins: "Awsomes."
Hello, Goodbye!
Scenario: Sol Cafe, after the Mist
Vahn: "Hey,...you guys hungry?"
Noa:drool: "YAH! Is it supper time?"
Gala: "Ugh. You two are always hungry! Fine, what about the cafe upstairs?"
Vahn and Noa: "Yeah!"
At the Cafe-
Vahn :looks around for a table:
Man at table with leg propped up: "Get out of here, leave me alone!"
Waitress:approaches the party:bow courteously: "Hello! Sorry, but we're still getting ready. Goodbye!" :walks away:
Noa:pouts: "Aw, no food."
Vahn:snickers and elbows Gala: "Hello! Did you check out that outfit?" :makes obscure chest groping motion:
Gala: "No. I did notice she had somewhat of a shadow..."
Man at table: "HEY! Blue boy! Were you checking out my brother!"
Vahn:pale green: "goodbye" :mad dash exit:
Let's not touch on This-Oh what the hey!
Scenario: Sol tower, second story of inn. (the inn is below the jazz club,...this is an actuall game quote...besides Vahns)
Lady: "When the Mist cleared and my husband came home, I realized what the real tragedy of Sol is."
Vahn: "That's Marriage for ya."
You Go Vahn!
Scenario: Sol inn, below Jazz club, couple by the fish tank
Man: "Hey! Who asked you to get rid of the Mist? Why don't you mind your own business!"
Vahn:confused:
Lady: "Stop that! What's the matter with you, talking like that?"
Man:guilt-stricken: "I-I'm sorry dear. I just got carried away."
Lady: "Vahn, I'm so sorry. My husband is just so ill mannered."
Vahn:huffs up cockily, reapproaches man:
Man: "Oh yeah, that's right. I'm married! I completely forgot!"
Vahn: "...I'm not." :fight:
Be Kind to Your Healing Wing'd Friends
(Inspired by Laegreffon D. Laizare)
Scenario: Random battle, Rikuroa
Vahn:summons Vera:
Vera:Appears, Spazzing from magic overuse: "Vera Heal, Vera Cure Poison, Vera Cure Rot!"
Noa: "I don't wanna die!" :attempts to flail rotten arm, falls off:
Vera: "Go ROT in hell!" :vanishes:
Mysterious Game Voice Over: Vera got away
Vahn: "He'll be back." :in cooful voice: "He wikes his magic weaves…."
Vera :zips back to the scene: "Roah boy, I rike my reaves!" : all giddy:
You So Funny Drunk Men!
Scenario: two on the right side of the jazz club
Man on left of table: "The drink called 'Hope'? Yeah, I remember how it tastes. It's like a dreamy future in a glass…"
Vahn: "Whatta bout a Slippery N-"
Man on the Right of Table: "See? I was right. There is hop and dreams in this place, just like I said."
Vahn: "Yeah, and you said pink elephants were after you."
Man on the Right:burp: "Yehp! And they're gonna make me their royal majesty!"
Vahn: "So that's why you're all pink."
Man on the Right:hiccup: "I'm the princess of preetiness. Kiss ME!" :;passes out:Big lettered K.O.'ed appears obove the mans head:
Vahn: "Fascinating!"
Boom Boom!
Scenario: Noa goes to final round against Mary the Dancing Queen
Mary:enters, theme playing in the background:
"Boom boy say, boom boom! Baw by da boom the bomb bay-be. incoherent (repeat boom boy say) Bomb by the tight ladies. Babes babes babes, Biahtch-"
Gala: "Vahn!...you rap?"
Vahn:all blinged out: "Yo'."
Shhh! Be Vewy Vewy Quiet,… -NOA!
Scene: Fishing area on Sebeccus Islands
Vahn:actually acting normal: "Ehrr…Noa,…you're scaring the fish."
Noa:running up and down the bank, flailing her arms and splashing about: "Yay! This is fun! Look at the fish! I want to be a fish!"
Noa:singing: "Fishy fishy fishee! I want to be a fish!"
Gala:savoring the moment: "I am enjoying this."
Vahn:scrunches his face, with fluid movement bonks Noa on the head with fishing pole: "Be Quiet."
Noa:K.O'd: