HER GOD
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Black Lagoon, Dragon Ball Z, or Ghost Nappa. They're all owned by their respective manga artists/anime companies. Ghost Nappa is owned by TeamFourStar.
A/N: Hello all! This chapter is the start of the original Black Lagoon series. Hope you all enjoy!
Meet Rock, The Newest Member Of Black Lagoon
Rokuro Okajima had somehow graduated from a university and landed a job as a businessman in the City of Winter. His superiors would always kick him around, and he longed to do something more with his life. Little did he know that his wish was about to come true in a very unexpected way.
A punch from a black man's fist to Rokuro's face and sent him flying to the edge of the ship that was currently under seige by modern-day pirates Dutch, Benny, and Revy. The Legendary Super Saiyan God Broly was flying high enough so that nobody could spot him without some really expensive binoculars. "Okay Mr. Japanese, I'll ask you again. The package you got from Asashi Industries headquarters in Tokyo. The one you're in charge of until you hand it over to the chief in Borneo. This is it, right?" Asked Dutch, they guy who was responsible for the hit to the Japanese businessman's nose. The package was a small round data disc inside of a plastic case. Responding in the affirmative while being held at gunpoint, Rokuro was about to ask more about it when Dutch cut him off, stating that was all they needed to ask him.
Just then, Benny contacted Dutch over the speaker phone to let him know that he and Revy needed to hurry because of someone-most likely a patrol boat from the Phillipino Navy-was headed their way. Dutch confirmed that it was all taken care of and ordered Benny to start the boat. "We're saved!" Rokuro sighed in relief, only to get yanked up by his collar, courtesy of Revy. "Why are you so relaxed? You're coming with us, dumbass!" She stated firmly, leaving no room for argument. Rokuro looked at her incredulously, but once he boarded the group of outlaws' boat as a hostage for 'insurance', he realized that she wasn't joking around and yelled out, "SERIOUSLY?!" to no one in particular.
While Rokuro just sat on the deck of the boat in depression, Dutch contacted a person who goes by the codename of Balalaika to inform her that the job went off with out a hitch. Balalaika has very light blonde hair and blue eyes, as well as a scar adorning most of the right side of her body. She works as the head of the Russian Mafia and also owns Hotel Moscow. This woman was also used to be a captain in the Soviet Army's Paratrooper Division, as well as a veteran of the Soviet War in Afghanistan. She congratulated the very muscular and handsome black man as and confirmed the drop-off point.
Later that night, the hostage Rokuru (now goes by "Rock") took the offer to go get a drink at a bar upon reaching port in the city of Roanapur, home to the worst kinds of criminals. As Rock took this time to try and get to know Benny a little beter, Revy interrupted them and told Rock to relax and have a drink. "What is this stuff?" questioned the Japanese businessman as he stared at the liquor. Revy decided to taunt Rock a bit,"All beer taste like piss, and it isn't srong enough to get a buzz from. Real men drink rum. Of course if you don't have the balls to have a drinking contest with a woman, then I wont force you to. But I'll make you wear a skirt and a pretty ribbon and take you to a dance party." THAT remark got a reaction from Rock. He chugged down his entire first glass in one go and gave Revy a cheeky grin. Thank goodness for forced Japanese business drinking parties. Both Revy and Rock then got up into each other's faces and demanded silmultaneously, "Hey barkeeper, give us all the Bacardy that you've got!"
Meanwhile, Broly, still in his Legendary Super Saiyan God transformation as always, was standing on top of the building right in front of the bar where Revy and the others were at when he sensed several people bloodthirsty people heading towards the bar. Upon noticing this he heard Dutch talking to Balalaika about having a hit put out on The Lagoon Company. "Looks like I'm going to have some fun now! HAHAHAHAHAA!"
Suddenly, Revy's drinking contest with Rock was interrupted by the sound of grenades falling onto the floor. Just before they went off, Revy saw Broly suddenly appear out of thin air directly between her and the explosives at the last possible second. "BROOOOLYYYY!" Revy screamed out in horror as the grenades went off right in front of her beloved savior and filled the entire bar with smoke. The lights were also blown out. Almost immediately after, the sound of gunshots from AK-47's filled the air. "Hahahaha! Give anyone who tries to run extra assholes! Make sure there are only corpses left here when all of you are done!" The man leading the attack laughed out viciously. Everyone with The Lagoon Company-save Revy and her man/God-were already behind the counter. As the smoke bagan to clear, one of the attackers told the his comrades that he thought he heard noises. As they were about to raid the place, a massive arm smashed through the wall right next to the doorway and grabbed one of them by the head before squeezing and crushing it. "HAHAHAHAHAAHAA! I'm going to enjoy this," Came the voice of none other than Broly!
Revy looked absolutely dumbstruck upon seeing her man come out of all that heat without even so much as a scratch on him. Her plum-colored hair now had loose ends sticking out in all directions as she started laughing nervously with an 'I must be going crazy! Yeah, that's it! This is all in my head. Heeheeheehee...!' look on her face. "Uh, guys? Broly's here," Dutch pointed out, causing Benny's face to pale in fear. The Japanese hostage/businessman look at them looked up at them in confusion, but before he could ask anything, Dutch cut him off, "Revy's boyfriend. Broly is the one guy who you DON'T wanna piss off, regardless of who you are or how many of you there are. He could destroy the planet, the universe, and even existence itself. Plus it seems like he's invincible too. Just raise your head and see for yourself." Thinking that the two workers/pirates at The Lagoon Shipping Company were just overreacting, both Rock and the bartender decided to take a quick peek at the action and nearly shat themselves at what they saw. Every last man was hitting The Legendary Super Saiyan God with every bit of fire power that they had at their disposal, only for all the bullets to become flat as a panckake upon making contact with his body before they slid off and fell harmlessly to the ground. Explosives weren't doing jack shit to him either! And wait, what is that red ball that he had just formed in his hand, and why did he throw it at-?! Both Rock and the bartender were suddenly snapped from their musings about Broly when the energy ball he created and threw made contact with an attacker's stomach, carried the guy up into space, and exploded with enough powers to easily obliterate Planet Earth. Though far from the world's orbit it was, the explosion could still easily be seen and felt from all over the entire world. The entire planet felt like it was going to shake apart and once again caused a worldwide panic. Upon witnessing THAT little display, both Rock and the bartender fainted while their attackers either immediately shot themselves in the head or curled up into the feedle position and before having their skulls smashed in by Broly's boot.
Only the boss of the assassination platoon survived/escaped. He was a veteran at this gig, and he could tell that something wasn't right when a large portion of the bullets hit something solid in the same location several times before the rounds immediatetly fell to the floor right next to each other. 'It almost seems as if the ammunition we fired was stopped dead in it's tracks in a certain location! Do they have a tank in there or something? And what's a Broly? I know that I heard a woman screaming-' The leader of the assassination team's musings were cut short upon the sound and sight of a massive, extremely muscular arm smash through part of the bar wall...from the inside. When the hand attached to it grabbed one of his subordinates by the skull and crushed it with ease, his cautiousness increased tenfold, and he decided to continue observing this new development before making a move. The head of the assassination squad involuntarily pissed himself when he saw a towering, insanely muscular 12 ft. tall man/God with spiky, red hair sticking straight up in all directions, along with red eyebrows and eyes that were all white (no irises or pupils) that held an otherworldly glow to them. He wore no shirt, revealing his entire upper body in all it's glory. He wore white, baggy pants and a red sash around his waist. What horrified the squd captain the most was that this giant man/God wasn't taking any damage upon being hit with the gunfire at all! Instead, the bullets were taking all the punishment upon making contact with his body! At that point, he decided that it was time to, as they say, 'get the Hell out of Dodge', and he snuck away as he started to quiver in sheer terror.
Anyways, when both Rock and the bartender of the pub in Roanapur regained consciousness 5 minutes later, they opened their eyes to the sight of Dutch and Benny standing over them. Turning their heads to the right, two also got to see the passionate kissing going on between Revy and Broly-! Oh shit, Broly! Just as Rock and the bartender were about to scream like terrified little schoolgirls, their fear suddenly turned into looks of, 'What. The. Fuck?!' upon the sudden glorious appearance of the one and only...GHOST NAPPA! :D
Groans of agony resounded throughout the bar from the staff of The Lagoon Company upon his entrance. "Hi new guys! I'm Ghost Nappa, and this is Broly! And that's Broly's girlfriend, Revy! She was a prison...bitch!" Rock and the bartender looked at Revy with a look of pity before ducking for cover as the sounds of bullets and energy blasts being fired off in raped succession filled the air. This was followed by the all too familiar screams from both Revy and Broly the end of almost every chapter in this story so far: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!/NAAAAAPPAAAAAAROOOOOT!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
A/N: Hey guys, I was finally able to use my hand again, so I thought that I'd post 2 chapters today as a special! :D