Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Can't you handle the idea that someone has more power than you? Why else would you keep insulting me in your fanfics, calling me a delusional freak and saying that some of the contestants think I'm a study case? You can't say I'm as crazy as that redhead on the first season, or the multi-personality guy from the fourth season, and you liked all those people, didn't you? Why give them all the spotlight in your stories, and not me?
Okay, okay, I admit I set myself up. When I told stories about the powers I used to my team, I was talking about D&D sessions with my friends. Yeah, we do have a Timmy, as well as my friend Tammy. It gets very confusing. The thing is, the reason I get so involved is not actually from me. Tammy always talks about the games as if they're real, so I'm in the habit of dressing up and treating it as real, too. Then I get too embarrassed to admit I was wrong. I almost started to believe that my spells weren't working because of doubt, even though I knew logically, they wouldn't work. Or maybe I just wanted to leave Total Drama. That person who portrayed me as a goofy guy who wanted to try staying in-character to be a memorable first-boot was actually not that far off the mark.
Of course, apart from that, most of you just ignore me. If you really look at me and just think of me as a deluded nutter, fine. But you could at least put this deluded nutter into your story for a short time. I won't complain even if you kill me off. Just...something would be nice.
Knowing I'm LARPing,
Leonard