Juggernauts' Comin' to Town
Here comes Juggernaut,
Here comes Juggernaut,
Right to Rim Elms Gate
Here comes juggernaut
Here comes juggernaut
looking quite irate
He's on a mission
of demolition
All eyes full of tears and fright
Get to bed and cover your head
'Cause Juggernauts' Coming toNIGHT!
Oh Come all Ye (Ra-seru)Heroes
Oh come all ye Heroes
Bo-ld and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Conk-ram
Come and destroy them,
the mist-crazed seru
Born from the breath of ROGUE
Oh come and kick his ass
oh come and kick his ass
Oh come and kick his evil ass
Brave, brave (ra-seru) Heroes!
Gimard the Fire Seru
Gimard the Fire seru
had a very flaring tail
And if you ever saw it,
you'd probably be on fire.
Freed-y th' Seru
Freed-y th' seru
Was a chilly, mist-crazed beast
He was a wolf like thing,
with a frosty breath sting,
and a heart made from the cold.
The Night of Juggernaut
Twas the night for disaster,
and all through the land,
everyone lay their head in their hand-
For out and beyond the wall of Rim Elm
Were those that were from a different realm.
From the wall arose such a sound,
that a blue haired boy awoke, to look around.
There was Gimard, and Freed, and oh whoa nelly!
Something that looked like last years old jelly!
Then there was last, but not forgot
the Great and Fearsome Juggernaut.
It blasted the wall, and the hordes roared in,
and it seemed as if Hell of Earth had begin,
Yet lo was the boy who went to a tree,
and a small judgment was passed upon he,
With intentions so pure, and courage so True,
He gained powers of a Ra-seru
Together the two drove the beasts away,
saving Rim Elm,
thus saving the day.
And so away they went to save the world,
whose future had yet to be unfurled.
A girl named Noa, who was raised by a wolf who lived in a cave
A Biron monk who 'thinks' he's brave.
And all I can say, and yes this is sass-
What the hell ever, Juggernaut kicks ass!
We Three Delilas'
Scene: Absolute Fortress
The Delilas' approach a mist-blanketed lake. They are dressed in fine garbs, and have each a present to bestow before the new born Baby Juggernaut.
Lu: "I bring you the heart of a virgin" she announces, laying down a box at the edge of the cliff. A mighty gray claw reaches up and grabs the jeweled box.
Che:" I bring you the tears of thousands who wept in fear of your name being uttered." A large finely crafted jar is presented in the same matter as the box.
The two siblings look to their brother, who has brought: a diaper bag of baby amenities, a bottle in one hand and a rattle in the other. He gives them both dirty looks, and shakes the rattle at them scornfully.
Gi: "He's a BABY! Jesus! What's a baby going to do with all that stuff?"
Che scoffs: "Well, it's not frankincense and myrrh, but I'm sure he-"
Lu: "OR 'she'."
Che: "-would appreciate it more than that stuff!"
A rumble is heard below.
Gi: "Tumbody's hungwy!"
The three look below the Mist to see a diapered baby Juggernaut on its back, gnawing and drooling on the present that Lu had given. It adverts its bright blue eyes to their directions, and smiles a toothless smile.
The Deililas': "Aww!"