HER GOD
DISCLAIMER: I don't owqn Black Lagoon, Dragon Ball Z, or Ghost Nappa. Thyey're all owned by their respective manga artists/anime companies. Ghost Nappa is owned by TeamFourStar.
Don't Fight A Losing Battle. You'll Still Lose, No Matter What You Do.
The next day, the Lagoon Company Pirates, along with The Legendary Super Saiyan God Broly who had decijded to get some sleep, were heading towards the drop-off point to meet up with Balalaika in their boat. Suddenly, Benny spotted something on the radar that was headed towards them at speeds far beyond any boat or ship. Looking through the binoculars, Revy spotted an armed helicopter heading straight for them. "Oh shit! It's a fucking war chopper! We have to get inside, right now!" She shouted out to Rock and started running. She stopped, however, when she noticd that the Japanese man was too afraid to move. The helicopter started shooting before Revy could turn back around, so she cursed once before running up to Rock and tackling him as they barely avoided the bullets. "How could they do this to me?! I can't believe that my own company would just abandon me like this! All this time I've been kicked ordered around and treated like crap, only to be left for dead in the end! Well no more! I'm through taking orders from you bastards forever, YOU HEAR ME?" Rock shouted at the top of his lungs towards the pilots of the helicopter before throwing a gun out to sea. Revy then clobbered the Japanese businessman over the head and started to yell at him. "Rock, you idiot! Do you know how much one of those-?!" She was cut off from he rant by the shout of a familiar-and angry-voice, "RAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Broly was pissed. He was having a nice nap that involved him blowing stuff up before the sound of gunfire hitting the deck woke him from his slumber. He yelled in rage and came rushing out onto the deck, ready to destroy the fools who would dare cross him. Looking up, The Legendary Super Saiyan God saw a large helicopter armed with weapons. Not in a mood for messing around with his victims at the moment, Broly immediately flew straight towards the flying metal machine as the men started freaking out upon seeing a giant man/God flying at them with his arm cocked back for a punch. "WHAT?! HE CAN FLY TOO?!" The captain of the assassination platoon from last night's attack on The Lagoon Company yelled out as his eyes comically bulged out of his head. THOSE, of all things, were his last words before The Legendary Super Saiyan God's fist tore straight through their chopper, killing him and everyone else inside of the vehicle in the resulting explosion. He then spit in distaste at wreckage before floating back down and landing on the boat.
Breaking out into a cold sweat as his eyes comically shrunk in on him in until they looked like two small dots, the dumbstruck Japanese businessman and now-ex-hostage watched Broly walk back down the stairs before poking Revy on the shoulder asking, "Remind me to never get on his bad side, will you?" Not faring any better, Revy nodded dumbly to Rock while sporting the exact same comical look on her face as his.
Upon finally arriving at the drop-off point, Dutch, Benny, Rock, Revy, and Broly-still in his Legendary Super Saiyan God transformation ever since he obtained it-all got off the ship to be greeted by Balalaika and her guards, along with Rock's boss and his secretary. Upon getting the disk back, Rock's superior told him to come back. Rock, however, had other plans, and he said to his boss, "I'm already dead, if I recall your words correctly. I quit." On that day, Rock officially became part of The Black Lagoon Pirates.
How had it come to this? Less than 5 minutes ago, everything was looking up for the Japanese ex-businessman. He had finally quit his job and was ready to start a new life, and yet all it took to turn this seemingly perfect day straight to Hell was ONE...LITTLE...SAIYAN...GHOST. Just as Rock's now-former boss was pulling away in their car, Ghost Nappa suddenly poofed right in front of the driver's face and said, "You two just got served." The driver screamed like a little school girl and passed out while he was steering. As a result, the car turned went off of the road and into the water where both of them drowned to death.
Flipping Rock on his back and pointing a handgun at his forehead, Balalaika asked sternly, "Care to explain to us why you pulled that little stunt just now? Just know that your answer will determine whether or not you leave here today with your life." The ex-businessman from Japan was in a mixture of shock, anger, fear, and confusion upon hearing her accuse him for something that he had absolutely nothing to do with. Before he could say anything, however, Revy answered for him in an attempt to rescue him. "Rock's too soft to try something like that." Upon receiving an 'I'm listening' look from Balalaika, the female pirate continued, "I know that Rock was the only one to go up to the car, but one of us doesn't have to make contact with something to destroy it, and I don't think he'd care, either. Besides, nobody could stop him even if they wanted to, so it'd be best to just let this go." Mistaking the poor choice of words for a threat, Balalaika let go of Rock, flipped Revy onto the ground, and put a gun to her head. As soon as Balalaika did this, however, a large hand grabbed ahold of her face and lifted her off of the ground. "What are you doing to my woman?" The Legendary Super Saiyan God asked in a dark tone before slamming the owner of Hotel Moscow into the pavement. She screamed at the top of her lungs from the pain she felt from the impact as he released her.
To say that Balalaika was quite pissed at this man/God would be the understaterment of the year. She quickly got up and moved out of the way before saying, "That's the last mistake that you will ever make. Men, open fire!" Doing as told, her guards shot Broly with deadly accuracy until she gave the signal to stop. However, their eyes suddenly widened in horror upon seeing the bullet to slide off of his body and fall harmlessly to the ground. Smirking at their reactions, the towering man/God appeared in front of one of Balalaika's guaSmirk in gn instant and sent his fist through the front of his victim's midsection, going all the way through and out other side. Less than a second later, Broly had killed every last one of Balalaika's bodyguards and appeared in front of the now-quivering woman and said, "No, but that was YOUR last mistake, wench. NOW DIE!" A small ball of red ki suddenly appeared in The Legendary Super Saiyan God's hand, ready to destroy his opponent. Before he could throw it, however, he stopped upon hearing his woman scold him. "Don't kill her, you dumbass!" Revy suddenly yelled at Broly, causing an angry tick mark to suddenly appear on his forehead upon being cursed at. Grumbling, he dropped balalaika and came back to Revy's side with with a scowl on his face. Just then, Ghost Nappa suddenly poofed into existence and said, "Hi guys! Guess what? I accidentally scared the crap out of two people in in a car just a few minutes ago. Yep, he drove them both right into the water and drownded themselves! It was so hilarious that I probably-" Ghost Nappa was suddenly cut off by the sounds Balalaika screaming in terror before passing out upon seeing floating ghost as everyone else screamed, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!/"NAAAAPPAAAAROOOOT!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Well, that's it for this chapter! I'm sorry for making this chapter so short, but to be fair, I had Broly take care of the helicopter scene from Black Lagoon's 2nd episode almost immediately. Therefore, I didn't have too much to work with this chapter, so I had to come up with some of my own ideas on the spot. Anyways, the next chapter will follow the original plotline from the anime in more detail, so look forward to a longer chapter! Peace out.