Laugh out Legaia 7

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Scenario: Ratayu- After defeating Mist Generator

Saryu: "I see. Your homes were damaged by the Juggernaut I created. I am terribly sorry."

Noa: ::grimaces and throws back arms:: "No! It's not your fault, Saryu! It's the Sim-Seru's fault!"

Saryu: ::lowers head, shaking it:: "Noa...I am told you're looking for your parents in Conkram."

Noa: "That's right! Hari told me they were there!"

Saryu: "There is but one way from the Sebucus Islands to Karisto Kingdom where Conkram is. That is by the Flying train station in Octam I do not know if it is still in operation but its worth a try."

Gala: ::turns to Vahn to speak::

Noa: ::staring off in no particular direction:: "I see. Songi is where the Mist is. Vahn we must go to Karisto Kingdom."

Noa: ::turns to Vahn and tilts her head, staring at him pleadfully:: "Vahn, did you hear that? I want to go to Octam and ride a flying train!"

Gala ::mouth agape::

Vahn: ::wide-eyed, mouth agape goes to poke her::

Noa: ::giggles and squirms::

Vahn: "Did you just Glitch?"

Naughty, Naughty!

Scenario: Karisto Kingdom- After Gondola Crash

Cara: "I can't keep getting you out of trouble, you know!" ::kneels beside Vahn and leans over him::

Noa: ::jumps to feet:: "Hey! I never asked you to help me!"

Gala: ::Goes from kneeling injuredly to full standing attention:: "Cara! What are you doing here?"

::A low rumble sounds in the distance causing him to turn away::

Gala: "What is that?!"

Vahn: :: squints eyes open and smiles brightly:: "Bo-obies."

Wanna go Halvesies?

Scene: Sol

Old Deez: :: Presents Genesis Seedling:: "This is Sol's Genesis Tree."

Vahn: ::holds up a finger: "Waitaminute!" ::runs over to Monk that has the Medicine, returns to place, takes a swig and sputters liquid in no particular direction::

Noa: "Hey, Vahn! That's only a-"

Gala: ::looks with concern:: "That's...A seedling! This tiny frail looking Genesis tree is going to help us?"

Vahn: ::wipes mouth and inspects seedling, then mutters with a shrug:: "I mean we could eat it. If y'wanna split it? 'Make a nice salad."

Scenario: Dr. Usha's Research Center

Vahn: ::casually observes a stuffed animal lying on a bed:: "An old, worn out stuffed animal." ::looks to Noa and Gala, both engrossed in the sights of the Research Center::

Vahn: ::snatches up the stuffed animal and takes in a deep whiff:: "Hmm, smells like a woman!"

Noa: ::overhears Vahn and flails arms excitedly:: "I wanna smell! I'm a woman! I want to smell like a woman!" ::grasps at the stuffed animal::

Vahn: ::frowns and swipes back the toy::

Gala: ::feels an icy shock bolt up the back of his neck:: "Tieg, what is Vahn up to now?" ::glares furiously at Vahn as he crosses his arms:: "Vahn! Put that back!"

Noa: ::falls to the floor bawling::

Vahn: ::still frowning as he clutches the toy:: "N-o. I names him Mr. Pickles. He now belongs to ME."

With Xtra Buttah!

Scenario: Uris Mais- Meeting with Cara After Juggernaut Attacks

Cara: "If you awaken Buma's Genesis Trees like you did in Sol, then I'll give you my Ra-Seru Egg as a reward."

Gala: ::approaches Cara and Noa:: "That was your plan from the beginning!"

Vahn: ::staring blankly off into the distance, deep in thought:: '...My pocket's getting warm." ::reaches in pocket:: 'Oh yeah! The embodiment of primordial chaos! The Fire Droplet!'

Vahn: ::deep in thought:: 'Hope my stuff doesn't burn.' ::smoke wisps from infini-pocket::

Vahn: ::sniffs:: "Wish I had me some popcorn."

Meta: 'Vahn...your pants are on fire right now.'

Vahn: ::with backside crackling aflame:: 'Yup. Popcorn'd be good right about now.'

Cara: ::staring in awe:: "W-ell... Get to it...kids?"

Gala: ::facepalm and walks away:: "Tieg!"

Vahn: ::turns and starts to walk away with a skip and a hop, oblivious of burning buns :: "Oh-kay! Gonna get me some popcorn t'put in mah pocket!"

Noa: ::chases after Vahn with a summoned Freed trailing behind her::

Cara: ::calling to them:: "That's gonna need a lot of butter!"

Guilty Pleaures

Scenario: Deep Within Nivora Ravine- Where Koru Resides

Noa: ::as Gala arrives arrives to his designated place from the Thunder Path:: "What took you, Gala! The Bombs! We have to push the buttons on the bombs! Hurry!"

Gala: ::grins with exicited amusement:: " I like bombs."

Ozma: 'I have much concern for you, Gala.'

Gala: ::still grinning:: "Do not deny me this pleasure."

Totally, Ultra-Rare Secret Scene!

Scenario: Absolute Fortress -After Defeat of Cort

Noa: ::silent mourning::

Vahn : "Noa! Forget about that for now!"

Noa ::slowly turns to Vahn:: "You're right, Vahn."

::Counter Appears::

Vahn: ::growls:: "Thirty Seconds! We had more time at the Floating Castle!"

Vahn/Gala/Noa: ::run to the exit::

::Rocks fall, Blocking exit::

Gala: "Oh NO!"

Kool-Aid Man: ::Busts through:: "OH YEAH!"

Vahn: ::Glares::

Kool-Aid Man: ::Grins::

Vahn: ::Glares intensely::

Kool-Aid Man: ::Grin widens::

Vahn: ::shakes head:: "NOPE!" ::uses Door of Light::

Vahn/Noa/Gala: ::teleport to a random opening with a deep dropoff::

Noa: "Vahn! What happened to the Door of Light? This isn't the exit! This isn't where we were before!"

Vahn: ::checks expiration date::

Gala: "You used a Door of Light from Conkrams Past didn't you!"

Vahn: ::rummages through items bought in the past, everything having expired:

Vahn: "Dammit!"

Gala: "Vahn, we're not safe here. It's the vibrations from the exploosion! Let's jump down!"

Vahn: "This place is too dangerous!

::Sounds of running and liquid sloshing::

Vahn/Gala/Noa: ::turn to see Kool-Aid Man running toward them::

Vahn: ::turns slowly back around to the drop-off, holds out arms wide and closes eyes:: "Meta?"

Meta: 'Yes?'

Vahn: ::solemnly:: "Play 'Theme from Titanic'."

Meta: ::silence::

Meta: ::plays 'My Heart Will Go On':: 'It's been an Honor, Sir.'

::Large flash of light erupts from behind them and they all fall down::

Noa: "A-Wheee!" ::giggles::

*In all seriousness folks, I gotta give credit to Hardleg Gaming over on Youtube for this last scene. I was howling in disbelief of using a Door of Light in the Absolute Fortress! And well, pretty it's thanks to I had the inspiration inspiration to get back into writing about Legaia again. If you get the chance, and don't have a copy of Legaia anymore (Like I don't) go on over for a watch through. They are hilarious.

And A Major Thank You to you, the Reader!

More coming soon!