Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Wow, I'm really flattered. You guys really seem to like me. Plus you mostly get my name right. Thank you so much. It seems like you guys are the only people who actually call me by my real name, which I didn't expect, especially since I only got the chance to say it was my real name once. And I like your stories. Mostly.
There were a few things I want to set you straight on. First of all, it was Amy who was crushing on Topher, not me. She figured I'd be bothered if she told me he thought I was fat, but seriously, I'm not her, no matter how much she wanted me to be. I wasn't really interested in anyone on the island. I mean, Rodney was cute and all, but I didn't understand him one bit. And...well...if I was interested in anyone on the show, they would've been on a different season.
Which brings me to that new thing – me with Mike. I don't know how he feels about it, but we've never met, so I don't know how I'd feel. From what I've seen on the show, he's perfectly happy with Zoey, so sorry guys, it probably won't ever happen. Ditto me with Cody – he's cute, but not really my type, even if we knew each other. I kind of have a thing for tall guys. So that person that paired me with DJ isn't too far off, but I'm not sure he's into girls at all. He never acted as if he liked any girl more than his mom.
Lastly, I guess I should tell you what stories I like and don't like. There actually aren't that many I don't like. Most of them come down to preference, and I'm not too into the ones with lots of carnage. The fluffy ones and the ones that make me laugh are my favourites. I also really liked the ones where we all go to the same high school. There, I usually hang out with Jasmine and Shawn and they look out for me. If only it was that way in real life!
Life, love and fantasy,
Sammy (not Samey)