Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

46. Topher's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Well, you guys have certainly done a great job demonizing Chris for me. Whoever wrote that mind control spiel involving Courtney, Lindsay, Harold and in the latest chapter Bridgette, await a medal! Once I show the producers what you've written, I'm sure they'll fire Chris and then the host spot willl be open for me – and with all my hosting practice on Pahkitew, they'll probably remember it and hire me on the spot!

Okay, that's my first point out of the way. Next up, why aren't you including me in these stories? Even when you do, I've noticed your version of me is kind of...watered down. All I do is ask Chris to give me a chance. I don't show off my hosting abilities enough, and I haven't yet seen anything where I actually make plans to take over the show. Seriously, when is someone going to write that?

Then there was that story where I wanted to murder Chris. I'm not sure where that was going, but let me set you straight: I don't want Chris dead. I just think it's time someone younger took over for him. Look, he's got plenty of money. If he's got enough to get rid of his aging lines, then he's got enough to stop work entirely. I bet I could torture the campers and still get them all to like me. Guys, seriously, start sending letters to the producers!

Alternatively, send your "I-hate-Chris" stories directly to the producers. That can't hurt at all. I still have a shot, and you guys can help me a lot. Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to rhyme. I know, it's kind of corny.

Keep watching the channel,

Topher