Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

47. Dave's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

First point of business: Stop writing me as a depressed psycho! I'm not! What, wouldn't you be a little upset if a girl told you she wanted to go on a date with you and then it turned out she had a boyfriend the whole time? And I'm not a recluse, either. Luckily, we don't get stuck at a playa with the rest of the casts all the time. We got to go home after the season was over.

But really, I'm over Sky. Really, I am! And I wasn't trying to kill her at the end of the season. I didn't want her hurt too badly. Oh, and like I said, I'm home. I was only on the island for ten minutes before the helicopter came back. Someone remembered I'd been forgotten, and so I saw the cast one more time before we all left. But none of them believed me when I said I didn't really want Sky to get hurt – even Jasmine said I went overboard, but she was doing the exact same thing as me! Right?

Honestly, why do you all hate me so much? I don't understand how you all love to write all that stuff about people like Heather and Scott and even people like Scarlett (I saw what happened the season after I left), and yet always make out that I'm the worst of them all! What did I do? Even in that one chapter in that story where Sky had a new boyfriend to play, Ella tried to tell me off. Ella, who actually still messages me on Facebook and asks how I'm doing. What is up with all of you?

Not wanting the hate,
Dave