Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

49. Max's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Your disrespect has been noted, and I have already made revenge plans. Taking away the iPads of the world will only be the start!

Now, for those of you who actually do respect me, you haven't done very well with finding out all you can about me. Whoever wrote that brilliance where Scarlett and I give out our advice, I am not an advice-giver. I may give it, but only if it's bad advice. Except the chapter about babysitting. I don't mind giving out good advice about that. After all, what's the point of taking over the world unless you know the next generation has learned to obey you? Mind you, once I have taken over the world, I'll continue to babysit on the side. Call me next time you need someone to watch your adorables!

I'm sorry, I got a little off-track there. Also, stop making up ridiculous stories about Scarlett saying I'm HER sidekick. I am the smarter, more evil one, and she should have known better than to try to usurp me! There is nothing between us. She was once my sidekick, and she certainly will never be in my life again. She's ruined her chances of getting a job from me.

That's all I'm going to say. I have to rewrite a few more plans about what I will do. And my little sister keeps insisting I teach her the words to "Everybody Wants To Rule The World".

Time to EVIL,

Max