Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

50. Jasmine's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Look, guys, is it really too much to ask for a little privacy in our lives? I know we're reality TV stars, but the stuff you're writing about is getting a bit too far into our lives. And in my case, at least, it's getting a little bit too accurate.

Except for all the stories where you keep pairing me with Sammy – and yes, I call her Sammy. The show just edited the clips so it sounded like I was calling her "Samey". I called her that a few times, but after we became friends, she asked me if I could use her real name. Anyway, we still text and message, but we're not a couple. I'm still dating Shawn and Sammy told me she doesn't want a boyfriend right now. Anyway, moving on...

I guess the competition stories work OK. There was that one when I was a finalist, and got the most votes in the final three. That was pretty cool. I wasn't in the show just for the money, really – I was there to put my wilderness survival skills to the test, and see if I was really as tough as I thought. Well, Pahkitew Island wasn't quite the right place to test it, since nothing on the island was real. Plus I had all that drama with Shawn...oh well, I got a boyfriend out of it. Next time I want to test myself, I'll leave the cameras and head for the outback. I'm saving up to explore the Queensland rainforests next summer. I like our home in Canada, but I still miss Australia, so I'll probably see a few of my friends too.

And I guess that's all I have to say.

Stay cool and stay creative,

Jasmine