Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

51. Sugar's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

You guys just don't know talent when you see it, do you? Whoever wrote that thing where some girl got up a campaign to get me out, what I gave Ella was what she deserved! Don't tell me you fell for her act! And as for that person who wrote that I got kicked off because of a talent show and had me lose to cheerleaders and jugglers, what the HELL is your problem? Is it because I'm original? Can't you take something new? Well, you ain't gonna have much fun when Craptry catches on!

There was that story where I was meant to redo my act and make it way better, but Chris cut me off. Oh well, I still managed to hang on to my space on the show. Anyone who's planning to be on a reality show anytime soon, you oughta start by entering a few pageants. Nothing beats that kinda training! And yeah...why isn't anyone writing about my days as a pageant queen? I've won seven in twelve years, and I would've gotten nine if Mama had given me more training when I was three. Seriously, guys, you've gotta write it. I was even on that show about little pageant girls...I forget the name...but you know, I was that girl in the cowboy hat that had her Mama standing up and calling out for her baby to work it. I was about six then. Write about that!

Sugarholla, and no love cause you oughta give me more love,

Sugar