Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

53. Shawn's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Wow, you guys really don't take the impending zombie apocalypse seriously, do you? I mean, you have a lot of people laughing at me in these fics. Don't get me wrong, it's mostly Chris and he'd laugh at me anyway, so it's in character, but it's not a joke – I know they're coming.

That's not to say I don't like your fics. You often have me winning the competiton stories or getting far. There's more stories where I come close to winning than when I'm taken out early, so that's nice. Those two stories where Jasmine was in the finals were a nice touch, too. She really deserved to be in our first finale, even if I was relieved at first when I first decided not to split the money with her but didn't have the guts to tell her. And by the way, I did split the money with her in the end – it was only fair.

On that note, can you please keep writing stories where I'm with Jasmine, instead of pairing her with Sammy (and yeah, I do know her real name)? Please? None of us really feel that it works, even though they're friends. And...I guess that's all I have to say.

Save yourselves by taking all the necessary precautions – really,

Shawn