Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Why am I not in your stories? Why do you keep leaving me out? Leonard tells me he's in your stories, so why does he get to be in them and not me? Just because he was on two shows instead of one, like me? Would you like me better if I was in two shows?

Oh, it doesn't matter anyway. You're so gonna be sorry when the druids take over and I'm the only one who knows how to stop them. Then you'll be begging me for survival tips and I'll just be all "I'll make sure you survive and give you a few tips, but only if you make up a story about the time me and Leonard came together as elf princess and wizard!" Sorry, I mean Leonard and I. How will you feel about that, hmmm?

Recognition deserved,

Tammy