Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

55. Gerry and Pete's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Okay, what's the big idea? Why are you leaving us out of your stories? Honestly, we don't even read this stuff because of all the small print, but we searched ourselves in the archive, and what did we get? Three measly stories. And in one of them, you paired us together! Actually, we both have our lovely wives at home – Jenni's just as sporty as we are, and Cait was always there to cheer us on when we played professionally. It helps that our ladies have been good friends since miniskirts were scandalous, of course...

Anyway, we're never going to get sponsors if you keep leaving us out of your stories! Give us a proper shot, sometime! What do we have to do, beg and plead?

Annoyed and fragile-boned,

Gerry and Pete

For those of you who caught the 6teen reference, there was an episode where Jen and Caitlin were excited about going out with tennis players named Gerry and Pete. I think it was in "The One With The Text Message", when Serena dumped Wyatt via text and Jen and Caitlin had a major fight over a Khaki Barn dress.