Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

56. Ellody and Mary's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

First of all, who's Courtney? That other girl on Total Drama? We don't know her and we have never had any contact with her, so we don't understand why you are continually comparing us with her.

This is also true of Harold. We know we don't look especially beautiful, but we honestly don't think it's that important to look good when we can just use our brains.

Apart from that, you don't write about us much, if at all. I suppose that's understandable as we were only in four episodes of the Ridonculous Race. We spent all of our time off the show making predictions and estimations of which teams would get the furthest, but the Best Friends' leaving due to injury was not something we predicted, so our calculations regarding the Surfer Dudes were off. We did, however, correctly guess that the Ice Dancers would come in third place, but we guessed that the Sisters would be in the finale.

I guess that's all we really have to say.

Brains before beauty,

Ellody and Mary