Chapter 4: Escalation

A/N: I do not own Code Lyoko or any other works referenced in this fanfic. I only own the Xyphers, Scotts, and any monsters I create.

Kadic 2:19 AM

Shane and Sapphire are in all black body suits with posters. They hang one up about every fifty feet. "I can't wait to see Odd's face." Shane said. "Are we going too far?" Sapphire asked. "Would you think so if he put hot sauce in your panties?" Shane asked. "Fair point, but I would have a reason to do this for him going through my pantie drawer and puting hot sauce in them." Sapphire replied. "Yeah well he burned my ass! He deserves this." Shane replied.

Kadic Lunchroom 8:00 AM

Odd arrived in the lunch room where the other warriors were. "Guys, the strangest thing happened, every girl I walked by gave me a dirty look. Sure some of them always do, but not all of them." He said. Then he saw Aelita and Yumi giving him the same look. "Exactly like that!" Odd shouted. "Why is every girl doing this to me?" Odd aksed. "You know exactly why, you pervert." Yumi said. "Odd, why did you do that? Are you trying to get killed?" Aelita asked. The guys and Sapphire were trying their best not to laugh. "What did I do? Seriously, I have no idea what your talking about." Odd said, slightly frustrated. Yumi proceeded to slap Odd. "Ow! Damn that hurt. Ulrich can't you keep a leash on her?" Odd asked. Yumi proceeded to slap Odd again. Then Aelita slaped him. "Sorry Odd, she's her own independant woman." Ulrich said. "Not your day, is it Odd?" Shane asked, barely holding his laughter back. "What in the name of all that is holy and delicous did I do?" Odd asked. "Odd Della Robbia, proceed to the principal's office. Odd Della Robbia proceed to the Principal's office." Came over the intercom. "Now you should be able to know what happened." William said. Odd went to the principles office. As soon as he was gone, all the warriors except for Yumi and Aelita burst out laughing.

Principle Delmas' Office

"Mr. Della Robbia there are few times when I have had to call you into this office, but this is just unacceptible. Now what do you have to say for youself?" Mr. Delmas asked. "To be honest Mr. Delmas, I have no idea what I've done." Odd replied. "Don't play dumb with me Mr. Della Robbia, you know perfectly well about this." Said the principle. He then pulled out a poster and showed it to Odd. It was a poster of Odd, wearing nothing but his underwear, riding a humpback whale. The caption said "Coming Soon! Odd Della Robbia's new single 'Humpback Me Baby' The story of a boy, a sexy woman, and the ugly girl he wants nothing to do with, who will be known as The Humpback." In the corner it had one of the parental advisory stickers in the corner. Odd was dumbfounded. "What is this?" Odd asked. "One of the many posters you put up all around campus. You will have five hours of detenion after class for the next three weeks, and seven hours after breakfast on sundays. Now please leave." Mr. Delmas said. Odd left and half way back to the lunchroom, he realized who did it.

Lunchroom

"How did you come up with that?" William asked. "Well, I thought 'what would ruin Odd's day, but be stupid enough for people to have thought it was him?' And so Humpback Me Baby was born." Shane said. "Shane I am going to kill you." Odd said while sitting back down. "What can I say man, karma's a bitch." Shane replied. "Karma wouldn't have gotten me detention for the next three weeks. You have started something you can't stop, a prank war." Odd said. Shane laughed. "A prank war? I'd crush you in an instant." Shane said. "We will see Xypher, we will see." Odd said creepily as he went to get food. "He has no idea who he's going up against." Sapphire said. "Nope." Shane replied. "What do you mean?" Ulrich asked. "I am the master of pranks, amoung other things." Shane replied. "Shane, just please don't let this escalate like last time." Sapphire said. "That wasn't my fault! He asked for it!" Shane snapped. "He was sent into therapy for the next three years." Sapphire said. "Oh, yeah. Good times." Shane said. "I don't even want to know." Yumi said. "Agreed." Said everyone else.

Tuesday, 10:00 AM, Science

Odd passes Shane a note. He opens it up and it shows a well drawn picture of Shane in scince imagining himself hanging himself. Mrs. Hertz takes the note out of Shane's hand and gives Odd a dirty look. Shane had quickly scribbled Odd's name on it before Mrs. Hertz found it. When she walked away, Shane look trumpthiantly at Odd.

Tuesday, 12:00 PM, Lunchroom

Odd sits down and is eating mashed potatoes. Then suddenly, he felt sick. He ran to the bathroom and threw up. When Odd was back Shane smiled. "Ah the things a pinch of Bloodroot can do." He said.

Wendsday, 7:30 AM, Shane and William's room

The alarm was going off. Shane hit it, and was shocked. He fell out of bed, and looked to find an amplified joy buzzer, with a note that said 'Odd.'

Wendsday, 4:00 PM, Courtyard

Odd is trying to get a blonde girl to go out with him. "Come on, why don't you just-" Odd was cut off by Shane. "Oh come on Odd, you think she will go out with you when she finds out about all your STDs?" Shane asked. The girl quickly walked away. Shane laughed. "Damnit Shane. All the girls already hate me for the humpback thing, now most of them, will think I had sex with a hooker or Sissy." Odd said. "Alls fair in love and prank war Odd." Shane replied.

Thursday, 7:45 AM, Showers

Shane was about to take a shower. When he put his body wash on, his body started burning. He had to wash for another half an hour just to get it to stop. When he got to the lunchroom his whole body was red and he was pissed. "Alright Della Robbia, who'd you get to make a minor acid like that?" Shane asked. "Odd, I thought you were using it for your science class." Jeremie said. "Well it was for science. I wanted to see how Shane would react to me burning his entire body." Odd replied.

Thursday, 11:55 PM, Girl's Dorms

Odd is trying to sneak into the room of a girl he convinced he didn't have STDs and agreed to make out with him. Then Shane activated the trap. Shane secretly put a mini speaker in Odd's pocket. It shouded quiet at first.

"Climbing out the back door, didnt leave a mark, No one knows it's you Miss Jackson. Found another victim but no one's gonna find Miss Jackson, Jackson, Jackson."

Then it turned to the sound of normal talking, which would wake up a few light sleepers.

"You put a sour little flavor in my mouth now, You move in circles hoping no one's gonna find out."

Odd finally realized it was going off. "What the hell?" He wispered. He took it out of his pocket, and tried to turn it off. "Shut up!" He whisper screamed.

"But we're so lucky, kiss the ring and let them bow down, looking for the time of your life (ain't always gonna find out).

'Goddamnit. Shane is so dead.' Odd thought.

"A pretty picture but the scenery is so loud, a face like heaven catching lighting in your nightgown, but back away from the water, babe, you might drown. The party isn't over toniight (lighting in your nightgown).

Odd had tried almost everything to shut it off. He couldn't find a way to get the batteries out without a screwdriver.

"He-eyy, where will you be waking up tomorrow morning? He-eyy, out the back door, goddamn, but I love her anyway.

The music started getting louder.

I love her anyway, I love her anyway. Out the back door, goddamn, but I love her anyway.

Now the music was at its loudest and Odd was panicing.

Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Are you nasty?

Odd was now running.

Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Are you nasty?

He finally decided to do something stupid.

Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Are you nasty?

He threw it on the ground and stepped on it hard.

Ohhhh, where will you be waking up tomo-"

He smashed it, and caused his foot to bleed. He was caught by Jim a minute later.

Friday, 8:00 AM, Lunchroom

Shane wasn't at breakfast. "Alright Odd, what did you do to my brother?" Sapphire asked. "Well, I learned from my informant- " Odd started. "Since when is Ethan an informant?" Ulrich aksed. Odd looked at Ulrich with a deadpan face and then continued. "As I was saying, I found out from my INFORMANT, that Shane was allergic to saffron, so I just put some on him, and he should break out in hives." Odd replied. "No, he bloats when he comes in contact with it." Sapphire said. "Oh, well I only but it on his hands and chest, so he should be fine.

Friday, 8:02 AM, Infermary

Shane is bloated. 'I am going to kill you Della Robbia.' he thought.

Tuesday, 5:50 PM, Shane's room

He is on his laptop. "Finally!" He shouted. He just hacked the intercom system to play Odd singing Humpback Baby (after cleverly asking how he would have sang the chourus, with a recorder on his body). NOw he would have the ultimate revenge.

Lyoko's Core Room

"Thank you Shane, for leaving the intercom system open for me. Now I can put subliminal messages in the recording, convincing everyone to attack you while my specter absorbs your codes." Xana laughed. Then he called Mark. "Superior." He said when Mark answered. "Yes Lord Xana?" Mark asked. "I am about to launch an attack. Come to Lyoko." Xana said. "Yes My Lord." Mark replied.

Mountain Sector

Red veins are going towards a tower. the tower is hit and it turns red. Five hornets are circiling it.

Kadic

The intercom sparked with red. No one noticed, but soon the warriors would know that it happened.

A/N 2: I do NOT own Miss Jackson by Panic! At The Disco. R&R. Flames will be used for future pranks.