Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

57. Miles (and Laurie's) Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

It's not like we wanted to eat that feast, all right? Stop making fun of us for going against our morals! Look, we both felt sick afterwards, not just one of us! And no, the other one of us has never touched meat before or since.

So why do you hate us? You can't honestly hate every vegan in the world, right? It's like that episode of The Simpsons where Lisa becomes vegetarian and the whole town tries to re-convert her. Did you know Paul and Linda McCartney only agreed to appear in the show as long as Lisa stayed vegetarian for the rest of the series? Now that's dedication. We have the same concerns about animal rights, and...well, you know, we're actually glad we didn't win The Ridonculous Race. We saw the kind of food the constestants had to eat in China, and the pork and beans dish at the dude ranch. Neither of us could have done that. We didn't feel good at the time, but maybe it was a mercy we were taken out early.

But don't blame us for the editing! We didn't constantly just talk about our beliefs. We think it's just something the editing did with a lot of teams who left early – making them stereotypes. While we were staying in New York with the rest of the teams (yes, each elimination round had two tickets to New York and a hotel reservation set up so we'd all be there at the time of the finale) we got to know the Geniuses pretty well, and they were edited similarly. So yeah...can you keep that in mind when you're writing about us, instead of hating on us?

Peace out,

Miles (and Laurie, but she wanted me to write it all out even though it's both our thoughts)