Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

59. Kelly's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Thanks for all your support. I know I didn't come off as a great parent in the show, but I don't spend as much time with Taylor as I'd like, and it's hard to make her like me unless I give her what she wants. That's why she tests my limits so much. She's not like that with her father, honestly she isn't.

I wish you'd stop portraying me as some kind of cougar. I like to look good, and maybe I'm getting on in years, but that doesn't mean I go after younger men. While that Rock man was certainly the kind of man I would have dated in my teen years, I was NOT attracted to him and I am married and perfectly happy with my husband. Also, please don't pair me with the other parent in the race. I know he was sort of correct with saying that I wasn't giving Taylor proper boundaries, but there was no call to say she was born evil, and I think I was perfectly within my rights to react the way I did.

With my complaints out of the way, I do want to thank you all once again for supporting my attempts to stand up to Taylor. I think we're on the way to building a better, stronger relationship.

With all my warmest regards,

Kelly

I need to explain why I've done the previous few teams together, while I'm doing Mom and Daughter separately. This is because they have very different personalities that I can't express both opinions in one letter. The letter after Taylor's will be both Adversity Twins as their opinions are pretty much the same, but I will do a few other letters with individual members of teams if their opinions differ enough. Brody, of course, will have his own letter as Geoff has already written one.