Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

60. Taylor's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Look, I've been on deviantart and that person who said my label should be "the Spoiled Brat", I am SO going to ask Daddy to get his business to help me find you. I suppose I am spoiled, but I am not a brat! Well, not all of the time.

Also, why are you pairing me with that long-haired wannabe rockstar from that one team? Look, okay, we're the same age, and I guess he's kind of cute, but he's also a loser. Now, if you were going to pair me with that hot model from Total Drama (yeah ,I watched it, where do you think I heard the producers were going to do a different kind of reality show?), that would make a good realistic story. He's my type.

I think there was a story where you pitted me against Amy from the last season of Total Drama. Er, hello! I'm not that much like her. I actually know when it's time to start being nice. Although if I ever did meet her, maybe it would be nice to have her as my shopping partner, at least when Mom gives me back my allowance. I guess her sister can't really give her anything if she's nice to her, so that's why...whatever.

Kind of bored with this site,

Taylor