Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

61. Jay and Mickey's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

We understand why you're not writing about us. We know how pathetic you think we are, and guess what? We actually don't mind, nor do we care. I mean, we already proved to ourselves that we're stronger than everyone thinks we are.

I mean, so what if we're scared of werewolves or get hives from stress or can't deal with stage fright? We had a lot to overcome and we did it. I mean, I'm holding a pencil to write this and I'm feeling pretty good about it – yes, it's Mickey writing this bit. I'm just about to give Jay a turn.

Okay, what I was going to say – we don't mind that you guys aren't writing much about us. There was a couple of stories that gave us time, but they weren't really maintime stories. Still, I haven't yet come across a story where you put us with those other Total Drama twins. Seriously, that pairing would just scare us. So thank you.

Strong and happy,

Jay (yeah, I'm still writing now) and Mickey