Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

62. Lorenzo and Chet's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Whoa, guys! Stop writing about all those other dorks and give us a shot. We have the coolest ideas ever for stories about us! We're gonna tell you about them now!

Okay, first of all, put us in stories in space! Or in a boxing ring! We have major kung-fu and we could also have all this ninja-training stuff and like a major battle. That would be the wickedest story ever and you'd get like a million reviewers!

Oh, and make us the major leaders, of course. One of us would be the hero and – oh, you could make the other one of us the villain, to show how much we used to hate each other. Don't you think this story sounds like the best thing you've ever written? We have the best ever ideas.

And put rollerskates in your story, too! We could be awesome ninjas that skate silently and can always jump into battle whenever we have to.

So why aren't you writing this? And, apart from that, WHY haven't you written anything at all about us? We can't find any stories where you write about us, and even if you do, all we do is act stupid. It's not our fault the big albino wasn't the one we were supposed to catch. I mean, we caught the white fluffy one in the end, didn't we?

Not impressed with your stories at all.

Chet and Lorenzo (mainly Lorenzo – I had to spell all the hard words, so Chet let me write the whole thing)