Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

63. Rock (and Spud's) Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Dude, when I saw you were writing about us, I was all like "Dude, look at this!" and Spud was all like "What's the big deal, dude", and I was like "we're famous!" I mean, we were on TV, so of course we were famous, but we had no idea you'd write about us!

Okay, so mainly just me. I'm writing this letter on behalf of both me and Spud, but he doesn't really care that you're not writing so much about him, so it's mainly going to just be about me.

So...there's a lot of stories where I'm hooking up with that brunette chick – Taylor, I think her name was. I guess she's kind of hot. Nice hair, nice figure. But I don't really know her that well, so I think I'll pass. Besides, I'm kind of into fair chicks. That cutie from the fourth season of Total Drama with the long fair hair, the calm one that I've heard is a fan favourite – she's totally my type. Wish she'd been on the Race. And as for Taylor's mom...um, no, She's married, and she's like, forty.

I'm going to ask you to write more about Spud just cause I feel bad for him, but he doesn't really mind. Keep writing awesome stuff!

Insert air guitar noises here,

Rock (and Spud)