Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

64. Dwayne Sr's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Wow, I can't believe you'd write about me. I mean, it's really great that you like me and Junior enough to write about us. But I think I better set you straight on a few things.

First of all, Junior does have a mom. I'm not a single parent. A lot of you seem to miss that and think I'm raising Junior on my own, and I'm not. If it wasn't for the fact that I love his mom, I wouldn't mind having to do it on my own, though. He's a great kid to have.

Apart from that, I guess you're not writing that much about us. Someone did write a fairytale mentioning me, but that's all I've seen of me. You write more about Junior than me. Is it because you think I'm an old guy and aren't interested? Are you all younger than me? I think you must be younger.

Oh, and in case you're interested, I did manage to scrape enough money together for the laser surgery. People in Canada didn't laugh at me as much as they did in New Zealand, since not many people knew about Maori tattoos, but my boss actually gave me a bonus because he didn't want anyone at the office to be tattooed and he knew exactly how embarrassed I was about it.

That's all I have to say. Keep writing, kids.

With a lot of respect,

Dwayne Sr