Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

65. Junior's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I thought Dad was kidding when he said people were actually writing about us, but I looked it up and...wow, I guess you really did love the show. I'm starting to realize why you guys don't ship me with Carrie, though. I guess I missed all the signs between her and Devin while I was on the show, but watching it back...and the only story I found that involved us was DISTURBING. It put me off older women for life.

At least most of the stories you write are a bit more fun. I'm not sure why some of you are writing me as a loser. I'm not the most popular kid in school or anything, but I have my own group of friends and we don't get picked on like some of the other kids. And I've had a girlfriend, sort of. I mean, we've hung out after school a few times, but it's nothing serious.

There was a story when Kitty was supposed to be watching me when Mom and Dad went out and she took me to a party with her friends. That reminds me, the Surfer Dudes are cool. They still email from time to time, which is nice. Having them as friends during the race did earn me a major boost in popularity when I first got home.

Okay, I guess that's all I have to say. Keep to the fun, light stuff for me. Okay? No more disturbing stuff that is not appropriate for someone my age.

Stay cool,

Dwayne (Jr)