Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

66. Ennui and Crimson's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

We don't want to say too much in this letter. We'll try our best to keep it concise, but we figured it couldn't do any harm to write.

First of all, could you please stop comparing us with Gwen from the Total Drama series? Her style's all right, we think, but she's kind of...happy. Getting called "weird goth girl" in the first season is honestly a disservice to the goth culture – she's so...perky. Every few episodes, she's smiling and laughing. That's not us at all.

Thanks for leaving the drama out of our relationship when you write us. You've pretty much understood our feelings and interests and respected it all. We were thinking some people would find us weird the way Don did, but you don't seem to mind the way he did. That's a good thing.

That's all we're going to say.

With the warmth of darkness breeding darkness,

Ennui and Crimson