Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

67. Brody's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Dudes, this site is so epic! I was super excited to see all the awesome cool stories you'd written about me and my buds.

And then I realized you didn't put me in most of your stories. My man Geoff is in quite a few stories, but not me. Actually, he was kinda...OOC in some of the stories. I mean, there were stories where he was kind of a jerk, and I have NEVER seen him act like he did in those.

If you're wondering, I have met Bridgette. Even though she's not my type, I was so pleased for Geoff that he found an awesome chick like her. We've had some major surfing adventures with her, but I back off when they want to make out.

As for me and MacArthur? Yeah, brahs, I don't think it'll work out. She's hot, but she never texts me back or returns my calls, so I've kind of given up. All good, there's plenty of other girls out there.

Gotta go now. Guess why?

Surf is up and you have fun too,

Brody