Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

68. Stephanie's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Um, excuse me? You're saying that I don't deserve Ryan? Well, why don't you send all your stories bashing me to him and see what he says?

Yeah, Ryan's going to write his own letter, so I won't get into that. But I am going to get into your portrayals of me as some ragaholic competition freak! I know I went a little overboard in the show. Trust me, I know. But in what little you write of me, you exaggerate me way too much.

And PS to that person who made out I'm only dating Ryan because I want kids, I'M NOT! I do want kids, okay? But that has nothing to do with why I want Ryan. OK, he'd be a good parent, but that's just coincedence, honest! We haven't even talked about kids yet. But if all I wanted was kids, I'd could always just go down to the local hospital and ask for a donor, couldn't I? So seriously, stop saying that all my references to babies on the Race was because all I wanted out of Ryan was a family. I love him.

Really pissed at you all,

Stephanie

While I'm here, there's a new poll up on my profile. So please go vote. I'm thinking of doing a Lyler story based on one of those musicals, but I need to find two villains. And I know I started writing a fic for the other one and then lost most of it and lost heart, but I have everything on Google now so that won't happen again - please vote!