Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

69. Ryan's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Oh man, you guys are making me laugh so hard right now. I know Stephanie's really mad at the stuff you've written, but I just find most of it hysterically funny. Where do you guys get this stuff? For the record, I think you've written both of us perfectly. But don't tell Steph – I told her I'd defend it all. So, uh, maybe just tone it down so she doesn't feel the need to send you any more letters, maybe? My girl can get pretty persistent when it comes to getting what she wants!

I don't really have that much to say about your stories myself. I'm really just writing cause Stephanie wanted to. But I will say – whoever it was that thinks Stephanie really wants kids, she hasn't said anything to me yet, but I do get that maternal feeling from her. I'll wait until she brings it up, I guess.

Not bothered at all,

Ryan