Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Oh boy, you guys really don't like me, do you? I've been getting the feeling that ever since I started losing it when it took me so long to figure out that I loved Carrie, the viewers were going to hate me. But I had no idea that people were writing about it, and showing me up! I mean, I saw one person comparing to me to that psychotic kid on Total Drama – the one that wanted to kill the girl he had a crush on when he found out she had a boyfriend – like she'd been leading him on when she'd actually tried to tell him. Look, if I found out Carrie was seeing someone else behind my back, I'd be a little jealous, and I'd be mad at both of them, but that would not be my reaction.

I know I was a little jealous when I saw Carrie bonding with Ryan, but when I told Carrie, she said they were just friends and now that he's back with Stephanie, I believe her. Look, before they got back together, I saw them holding hands – that was kind of a weird closeness for "just friends" to have. But if that's what I have to see, I can deal with it. I am not a psycho clingy boyfriend.

If you want to know, Shelley broke up with Ashton just after we got back from the race. She actually wanted me to take her back, but I said no. Now I look back on it, she treated me really badly. I can see the difference now, because Carrie has never so much as yelled at me. Whenever she's mad at me, she just stays away, then I give her some time before I call and then we talk and make up. Shelley was not exactly a gentle kind of person. See? I don't exactly act like a psycho when Carrie and I argue, and like I said, we never stay mad long.

Totally in love and totally not psychotic,

Devin