Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

72. Emma's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

So...you guys really don't think it's interesting to write about Noah and I? I think there was a fic where Noah mentioned me a few times and said how he didn't want to be on Total Drama or something, but I never actually showed up. There are so few stories about us, and the thing is, those are the only ones I actually have any interest in reading.

Well, I would be interested in ones where I'd be in a law firm, but all the stories taking place there seem to be about Courtney on an internship. I know Courtney was the law girl for Total Drama, but can you honestly say she'd make a better lawyer than I would?

I got a student loan, by the way, so I am at law school right now. I just need to figure out how to get more part-time work to pay it off.

I would go into some of the stories you've written about Kitty, but I'm sure she has her own opinion on those and you probably care about her opinion on how you write her more than about mine. And yeah...I've noticed that you guys like her better than me. Don't get me wrong, as little sisters go, she's actually OK, but I had no idea I came off so badly at the start of the race! Please, can you not hold that against me so much? And if you liked me better later on, then you should probably be writing more about me with Noah, because that's one of the reasons I loosened up.

Hopeful for more of those,

Emma