Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

76. Sanders' Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I'm kind of both shocked and flattered that you like us enough to write all this fanfiction about us. But...well, you better be careful. You've probably already gotten MacArthur's letter and she's telling you to write me as...well, basically as one of the X-Men. Rogue, I guess.

But that's not me. I have no problem with declaring my own strength. But you don't have to make me into a superhero. I like the comparisons, but if you really want to keep it realistic, just write about me the way you think I am. It's fiction, right?

Now, about my friendship with MacArthur...I just want to make it clear that that's all it is, a friendship. I'm sort of mostly writing because she wrote to you and I have no idea what she said. And really, that's all I have to say.

Legally and sincerely,

Sanders

I'm sorry if the last couple of letters have been lackluster. Don't go away - there's still two letters left!