Chapter 5, enjoy

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Two and A Hallf Women, oh..and Carlos

Chapter 5

The Boy

I watched with growing dread as a little blond boy made his way over to Heidi, who was sitting under a tree, reading a book. The little boy stood in front of Heidi for a moment and then said something. I was too far away to hear what they were saying but, Heidi was now more interested in the little boy and not her book, (The Joys of atomic physics,) her little feet, kicking.

Oh no, not good, I'd rather the little boy push her into the mud than this. I groaned as Heidi smiled, dropped her book and ran off to go play with the little boy that dared to cross her path.

Carlos was going to shit bricks.

"Just step closer a little," Julie muttered from her hiding spot (under the bench I was sitting on,) That's right, ya dink, come a little closer, ha! Target locked, Roman Candles away!"

Shit, I had more important things to worry about than a little boy and Heidi. I sat up quickly and screamed as the Roman Candle Julie lit went off. Who was she aiming at, no, no! not the swans, shit, they weren't running away, they were coming to us!

"Oh no…SOS! Swans a-coming!" Julie yelped as she got up and ran away, the roman candle still firing away, "Tactical retreat! No! No, you flying freaks, not the butt-YEOUCH!"

I sighed and turned away from Julie's antics and just in time, watched as the blond boy leaned in and kissed Heidi on the lips. Oh god, a little boy just kissed my 5 year old daughter. Carlos was going to flip bricks!

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh, Heidi's locking lips, I'm telling Papi! Ack-away you freaks!"

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"Young man," Carlos paced like a tiger locked in a cage, looking at the little boy before him, "Young man, my wife watched, as you kissed my daughter's lips, and then my eldest child said the same thing."

The young man was sitting on the bench of the park, with Heidi sitting beside him, both eating ice cream bars. I had freaked and Julie had called her father to tell him. I hadn't expected him to be at the park in less than 10 minutes.

"Well, punk, do have anything to say?" Carlos sniffed, earning a cackle from Julie.

"My Deda said that if I see something that I like, I should go after it, I only added the kissing part," The boy said, not shivering in his pants like the other kids would do, "Heidi is very pretty."

Heidi beamed and preened, and I let out a groan. Carlos looked as though he swallowed a whole lemon and Julie was taking out another Roman Candle, which I promptly confiscated ("Oi!")

"This is my little girl you're kissing, young man, I'm giving you a warning, you're not to kiss her again, got it?" Carlos looked down at the boy who had ice cream all over his mouth and was kicking his legs.

"Mmm-nope, I like Heidi, I'm gonna marry her," The boy smiled and then threw his ice cream bar in Carlos's face, hitting him right dead in the center.

"Ha! He'll be a good brother-in-law, the boys got good aim!" Julie laughed, while Heidi and the boy ran off to play on the monkey bars.

"It's harmless kissing," I tried to console Carlos and clean the ice cream off his face, "They might not even like each other in the near future."

"Hmph, says you," Carlos grumbled, but stayed still so I could clean his face, "Innocent kissing leads to innocent hand holding which leads to innocent sex!"

"…Oi, I thought you had to do foreplay first, before sex," Julie walked over to us, eyeing her roman candle, "Kissing doesn't jump straight to that."

"How do you know about sex?!" I looked over to Julie who shrugged her shoulders.

"Comprehensive sexual education," She smiled before she patted both Carlos and I on the arm, "Hey, don't worry, I've seen a penis, that thing looks yucky," she made a face, "I'll be back, I'm gonna go get revenge on those swans."

"We're going to need to go to the hospital after she's done with her revenge," I looked over to Julie and then to Carlos, who was looking at Heidi and the boy, "Uh…Carlos…?"

"He's too close to her," Carlos stomped over to the playground, "Innocent my ass!"

"Guess I'm the only adult today," I muttered as I sat down on the bench and watched my family. The idea that these three Manosos were my family put a goofy smile on my face.

"Neat! My arm isn't going the right way!" I covered my eyes and sighed, getting up and going over to Julie. I was right, we did need to go to the hospital.

How did she break her arm?

If anyone that knows me, knows who that blond kid is, I'm very predictable. Smell ya later!