Chapter 7, enjoy!

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Two and A Half Women, Oh...and Carlos

Chapter 7

Be My Valentines


"Julie, please be my valentines!"

"No be mine, I made you brownies!"

"I made you chocolate cupcakes!"

"I made you cookies!"

Julie turned her head, exposing the shaved side and her multiple pierced ear. She did a small hair flip for the patch of hair at the top of her head and gave the group of girls a dazzling smile, at 17, Julie was an expert skirt chaser and gorgeous to boot, the Manoso genes were strong in her.

"Ladies, ladies, thank you for the valentines, I'll tell you what, you can all be mine, Julie Manoso has enough love for everyone!"

The crowd of girls cheered and led Julie away, past her younger sister, who looked on at the scene with disgust.

"Ugh…what a cad, I can't believe I'm related to her," Heidi sniffed and unzipped her bookbag and began to take out her school books, "She needs a boot to her bottom."

Heidi couldn't believe the way people were acting today, it was only just Valentines day, a commercialized holiday, nothing special about buying over priced things and trying to buy the person you like their affection, bah! Why waste your time on things like that when there were equations to be looked at, problems to be solved, mysteries to be conquered, knowledge to be-

"H-Hey Heidi," Heidi turned around and let out a startled squeak at the person behind her, "Erm..how are you doing?"

"F-fine, Thaddeus, thank you," Heidi clutched her books to her chest, her cheeks getting warm.

"Call me Diesel, I hate the name Thaddeus," Thaddeus sighed and leaned closer to Heidi, whose cheeks got hotter and the warm fuzzies in her stomach began to buzz, "Erm, you look real pretty today."

"…you always say that, whenever you first see me," Heidi whispered, looking away from Diesel's baby blue eyes.

"Well, it's cause it's true," Diesel leaned back smiling, "Oh, heard about your 3rd PhD in Atomic Physics, congrats! What are you going to work on now?"

"Oh, I got a contract to work on finding a unit of measurement for Dark Matter at NASA!" Heidi's eyes brightened and she wasn't feeling shy now, "You know, this matter has been discovered for a while now and no one has thought about giving it a unit of measurement, pfft. Once we can unify it, equations and problems surrounding it can be solved and new doors can open up to us, time travel, space exploration, wormhole, the bending of time and real-you don't understand a word I'm saying."

Diesel's cheeks reddened and he smiled, "No, but the way your face lights up and that smile, I could stand here and let you talk about your work for days and be happy.

Heidi turned away quickly and fiddled with her locker, "I-I don't want to bore you, don't you-erm have a girl to give a valentines to, you have loads of girls who want something from you."

"Yeah, I do have loads of girls who want a piece of me," Diesel ran a hand through is long hair and smiled at Heidi, "I can't help the fact that I'm so cute."

"Ugh, you're such a pain in the ass, Diesel, you know that, you-" Heidi wretched her locker open and stopped short, seeing aa small glass vase in her locker, holding a single red rose. She turned to Diesel and blinked. Diesel chuckled and said, "I may have girls who want me, but there's only one girl I want to be my valentines, if she'd let me."

Heidi looked away and then nodded her head, "I suppose you can be my valentines, Diesel Vashmen."

"For good?" Heidi looked over to Diesel's with wide eyes, "I-I want you to be my girl, Heidi, for real, not that bullshit five year old play ground stuff. I want you as my woman."

"Th-that's a bunch of bullshit," Heidi sniffed, "I can't be your woman, I can be your partner, your equal, but not your woman, I'm not a piece of property."

"Okay, my partner, my equal, my other half!" Diesel whooped and then grab Heidi by her shoulders and hugged her tightly, "Gonna marry you one day…"

And the fuzzies and head came back with a vengeance. Heidi hugged Diesel tightly and then let go of him and looked up at his face, "Not to be a hopeless romantic but…promise me you'll marry me."

"I promise," Diesel swore his face serious.

"Good, you better, it's the only way Papi is gonna let us date."

Diesel chuckled and leaned down, his face getting closer to Heidi's. Heidi's eyes widened and then she closed them as Diesel's lips got closer to her own lips. Heidi was going to get a legit first kiss! She was-

A hand came in between their lips and Heidi opened her eyes to see her sister standing close by with the look of utter death in her eyes. Heidi had to admit, Julie had gone from being a little Hell Raiser to becoming a legit hell bringer. Whoever was on the receiving end of her death stare was met with pain.

"Beat it Casanova," Julie hissed to Diesel, who blinked and looked over to Julie, "Try to kiss my sister again and I'll beat you black and blue, got that, you little shit?"

Diesel slowly nodded his head and leaned back, smiling nervously. Julie turned him around and kicked him his butt, "beat it, ass fuck!", Diesel let out a yelp and ran off. She rounded on Heidi, "And you! Vashmen, seriously? I thought that playground crush was gone?"

"Like evolution, my feelings for Thaddeus have mutated and changed for the better, besides, he's hot," Heidi sniffed, taking the rose out and looking down at it, "And he only has eyes for me, which is more than you can say, Miss. I dated the whole volleyball team."

"I like open options, now come on, let's get the hell home, so I can snitch on you to Papi, he has this shotgun he's been saving for you, when the boys come a knocking!"

"Ugh! Why in the hell do you treat anyone that likes me this way?!"

Julie looked down at her sister and said, "I made a promise to someone that I would look after you."

"Who, Papi?! Sounds like him, is he paying you?"

"Worry you not, punk," Julie walked away from Heidi and continued on, "Come on, let's go, I want to see you get in trouble!"


Oh ho...Things heat up for Heidi and Diesel...might not be a good thing! Anyways, smell ya later!