A/N: Hey guys! Sorry its been a while, I've been busy lately. First I had a stressful job interview, then I've been picking up more hours at work, and
just now have I found the energy to write anything. But regardless, I hope you guys enjoy this!
Disclaimer: I do not own Power Rangers.
Chapter 5: Unlikely Heroes
For once, it was relatively quiet in Angel Grove, and everyone was enjoying a beautiful day at the park. The chaos from earlier had been cleaned up,
and the sun was shining brightly.
"Bulk, do we have to do this? I'm tired."
"Shut up, Skullovich."
No one paid much attention to the two of them as they passed by. Bulk and Skull were known for two things, being ineffective bullies that scared
no one, and their obsession with finding out who the Power Rangers are. Like all of their endeavors, they have had no success, and more often
than not provided a good laugh. This time, the two (mostly Bulk) were sure their new plan was going to work.
On a small picnic table, they had a whole buffet of food arranged, from Burgers to tacos to anything else they could put together. At the foot of
the table was placed a sign that read "free food for Power Rangers."
"Now, as soon as they see the buffet, we'll jump out and take their pictures! At last we'll know who the Power Rangers truly are!"
"What makes you think they'll fall for it?"
Bulk was about to slap Skull for suggesting that, but paused for a second.
"Huh, I guess you have a point. Want to eat?"
"Yeah, I can go for lunch."
Before either of the two could sit down, screams of terror filled the air as the citizens fled in terror, stampeding over the two in their fright.
As the two picked themselves up, they found Photomare lording over them with the putties at its heels, making their garbled noises. Bulk and Skull exchanged looks.
"Bulk, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Run and scream?"
"Yep."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The two took off, the Z-Putties in hot pursuit as Photomare laughed evily.
Bulk and Skull ran as fast as they could, hiding everywhere they could. Behind trees, under benches, they even tried using each other as shield. Eventually, the putties
just gave up and returned to causing general chaos. Bulk and Skull felt to the ground, exhausted.
"I...I think we lost them, Skull."
"Yeah, we...did."
"HELP!"
Bulk and Skull immediately shoot up, seeing a group of small children cowering in fear under their picnic table as Photomare stood over them.
"Say cheese, snot nosed brats!"
"I want my mommy!"
"Hey Bulk, think we should..."
"Come on, Skull!"
Without a second thought, the two sprung into action and charged, pushing the monster back and standing between him and the kids.
"Back up, camera head!"
"Well, if it isn't the two scaredy cats. Here, why don't I take your picture. It says a thousand words."
"Yeah, well we only have three for you."
"You like pie?"
"Huh?"
The two quickly grabbed some food from behind them and shoved it in the monster's face, covering it in cream, mashed potatoes and gravy. Caught off guard, the
monster stumbled back, trying to wipe the food off its face. Bulk turned to the kids.
"Get out of here, quick!"
"Thanks, mister!"
"Just go!"
The kids ran off quickly, just in time for Photomare to recover.
"Hey, get back here! Don't you want your school picture?"
"Eat dirt, ugly."
"Or better yet, eat cake!"
Bulk and Skull began to pick up plate after plate, relentlessly assaulting him with food and forcing him back. Within seconds, the monster was covered in all sorts of
food. Bulk and Skull grinned at their accomplishment, high fiving each other.
"Yeah! Take that!"
The two reached down for more ammo...
Only to hit hard wood, finding the table empty.
"Uh oh."
Photomare laughed, wiping the last of the gunk off of his face.
"Nothing can save you now. Say cheese!"
A bright flash enveloped the two, Bulk and Skull trying to cover their faces. When the light died down, all that remained was a picture of the two. Photomare picked it
up, laughing at their misfortune.
"Maybe next time these two will learn to stay out of my way. Now no one will stop me!
