Ted Cruz cowered in fear as he hid under his dining room table in his home in Texas. Earlier, Heidi and his children had gone out for the evening of September 11th, and he was enjoying a night in alone with nothing but his right hand and some porn on Twitter. He had only touched himself for 14 seconds before he felt he was about to cum., which was a new record for him. Heidi was not coming home with the kids that night, she had never been more unsatisfied with another human being in her entire life as she had with Ted. The blissfully unaware senator sat in his room blasting rope to the thought of depriving trans people of human rights as his wife boarded the first plane she could find to as far away as possible at the Texas airport. That is, until Hatsune Miku broke down his front door with a thunderous roar, flanked by Toejam and Earl with an army of dinosaurs from the Jurassic Park behind her.

"私はこの雌犬をファックアップするためにここにいるよ" Hatsune Miku yeeted as Toejam rapped about socialism behind her and Earl ate three whole entire hamburgers in a single bite.

Before Ted could even put his pants back on, Hatsune Miku had him pinned down by the neck. She took one look at his tiny, shriveled, two-inch penis (while erect) and laughed. Even his balls were bigger than that diminutive unit between his blindingly pale legs. Toejam approached Ted Cruz and kicked him in the sack as he rapped.

"Yo, you better speak the fuck up,

We're lookin for a specific man, yup,

His name's Donald Trump, your fucken president,

In that man's presidency we feel some serious discontent.

Arson's our game, and Miku's our leader,

I'm Toejam and this here's Earl, our big eater.

Tell us where Trump is, it's our whim,

We need to have a serious word with him."

Ted's extensive rapping career could have never prepared him for this. He screamed as loudly as he could, but no other senator came to his rescue as Miku dumped oil all over his home and lit a match. The flames danced in her eyes as she watched the flames rise around Ted Cruz, who was naked on the floor curled up into fetal position due to being beaten up by Toejam and Earl. Earl ate all the food in his kitchen, including the significant amount of lettuce he had stashed away in the box under the stairs in the basement.

Miku smiled.

"ラファエルクルス," she growled. "私はあなたがトランスジェンダーコミュニティに対して犯した犯罪のためにあなたがやる気を起こさせることをここに宣告するあなたの臆病の最後の行為として、あなたはあなたの指導者、精神的なガイド、そして性欲の目的、ドナルド・トランプを売り払うでしょう。アメリカ合衆国の代行議長として、彼は彼らの基本的人権を否定するであろう法律と規制で奇妙な共同体を非難しました。そのようなものとして彼は私の試合からの火がワシントンの上空で夜空に上がるとあなたと並んで燃え、彼らの人生を生きようとしている人々の人権の彼の意図的な否定を罰しますどちらもあなたの宗教は捏造であり、あなたの「神」はあなたと同じような罰を受けるに値する犯罪を犯したあなたの前の無数の人々の心の融合です。"

As soon as Miku finished her soliloquy, Heidi Cruz burst into the house.

"Heidi!" Ted exclaimed, having never been happier to see his lawfully wedded wife. "Call the police, this sexy anime woman and her two rapping monsters are terrorizing me!"

Heidi Cruz chortled. "Don't be silly Ted, I didn't come back to save you. I actually forgot my chapstick. I am leaving you Ted. I am taking the kids. We are flying to Kazahkstan tonight and we will never ever see you again. The divorce papers have already been filed, I got them in the back of the new Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff book that released recently. The one with the spoon in it. You know the one. Anyway the kids are in the car. They are laughing at your misery. I have my chapstick. But before I go I think I will talk to this foxy lady over here."

"あなたは私、ラファエル・クルス上院議員の妻を参照していますか？"Miku asked.

Heidi smiled and blushed sweet yuri tears. She stared into Miku's eyes longingly and saw images of dancing flames overlaid on her oversized pupils. It turned her the fuck on.

"I sure as hell am," Heidi moaned. Ted was confused as to when his wife learned Japanese.

Using her pyrokinetic mind powers, Miku burned off Heidi's clothes, which turned to a pile of ash on the floor.

Before Ted's horrified eyes, Miku lifted up her skirt an massive 8 inch cock bounced out, fully erect like it was a confederate statue in the deep south.

Earl started to rap.

"Huge 8 inch cock,

That shit's hard as a rock,

I don't even know how she walk,

But we boutta see some sex out of wedlock"

Toejam followed up with some bars.

"Miku got a unit

It'll pound Heidi to Kaliaat Nunaat (Greenland)

She'll catch that cock like her pussy's a small mitt,

And Miku will go in and out as she fuck it."

As Toejam and Earl rapped, Hatsune Miku pounded Ted Cruz's wife before his tear-filled eyes. Seeing a trans woman penetrating his wife and simultaneously being forced to witness lesbian sex on top of the sexual arousal he felt was too much for him to bear as he broke down and started sobbing. Miku grinned as Heidi moaned from the force of the many orgasms she was undergoing. She had literally never once been pleased sexually and she could not hold in her excitement.

"これはあなたが値するものです、テッド," Miku said to Ted as Heidi moaned. Miku pulled out and did not cum in order to preserve the power dynamic.

"Thank you for that Miku," Heidi said as she put on a change of clothes and went outside to take her kids away from their weird father. Ted ran away and hid under his table as Hatsune Miku put her skirt back on, leading directly back to the beginning of this story.

Miku, now fully clothed again, approached Ted and hoisted him up by the collar. She was flanked by two menacing raptors who growled at the senator. This is still following up from when she broke out of Jurassic Park, remember?

"Where the fuck is Donald Trump?" she asked in English.

Ted frantically shook his head and pissed himself. "In the White House, I'd imagine. He literally lives there!"

Miku frowned and dropped him back to the floor. He crumped into fetal position and laid there, defeated.

Hatsune Miku turned to Toejam and Earl as well as her company of dinosaurs, who all stopped rapping and growling when their leader addressed them.

"白い家のために作る," she exclaimed. Everyone cheered as their bloodthirsty rampage led them out of Ted's rapidly combusting home. As Miku and her company disappeared into the horizon, the final ember of Ted's former house finally burned out. Ted's fate remained unknown, but out of the ashes rose a new adversary to Miku's rampage: it was Aaron Rodgers, quarterback of the Green Bay Packers.