The Broken Kunai

Naruto fanfic

Chapter 2: Complaints and Rants

Naruto's POV

My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I am fifteen years old when I became the Daimyo of Whirlpool. I am also the Kyuubi Jinchuriki and the Last Uzumaki till my fellow clan came along.

Surprised that I became Daimyo at such a young age? So was I when my people decided to elect me as Daimyo. You see, during the reconstruction of Uzu, I made sure no one was alone and everyone has a roof over their heads, be it Tarks or Peds or my fellow Uzumaki members. The reconstruction took two years thanks to the hard work and cooperation of my people.

As a result, Uzu was once again rebuilt. Now comes the question, who will lead?

The people decided to make me Daimyo to thank me for my good leadership skills, my sharp decision making and my generosity and kindness. I was shocked and happy at the same time so I accepted. I made a fellow Uzumaki who is a leader like myself named Sozu with Noteri as his Steward. I took Saya as my assistant while I organized Uzu as a whole.

My first act as Daimyo is to make Uzu a secret and its location hidden. I discovered that the all FIVE Shinobi villages banded together against Uzu.

Why five when it should be four? Because Konoha refused to send help to the Uzumakis when they needed it the most, the Uzumaki Clan saved Konoha along with the Senju and the second they asked for aid? Nothing.

Still Uzu held its own and before it fell caused massive causalities to the other Shinobi villages. It would appear that Kawaki allowed the other Uzumakis to evacuate before it fell. That is why the clan is still alive when I went to Dorasida.

Now to see what my blood clone is doing...

From what my blood clone Kawaki left behind experienced. One Sannin named Tsunade Senju becomes the Hokage after the Third Hokage died fighting the rogue Sannin Orochimaru. It was that day on the Chunin exams. I'm not going to chronicle each but I believe you can get the idea.

I'm going to express my (honest) opinion on each of 'my' friends:

Sasuke Uchiha- According to my dear Saya, his clan's wiped out by one Itachi Uchiha was gone rogue since. Since that day, the Council has been kissing his *ss needlessly, hoping that he might become THEIR weapon one day without him realizing it. This guy's arrogant, self-centered and only focusing on avenging his clan by killing his brother. His lack of manners disgust me.

Like Sozu used to say, the only good Uchiha is a dead one.

Speaking of Uchihas, Sasuke relies heavily on his Sharingan and steals techniques using it. No originality I say.

For his current whereabouts, he is residing in one of Orochimaru's bases in Rice Country. Training and perfecting his Curse Mark Jutsu to use against Itachi.

Sakura Haruno- Pink haired b*tch always likes to hit me on the head and calling me and idiot. She is ENTIRELY useless during her childhood years and only has her eyes on the Uchiha, hoping to get into his pants someday. Her only redeeming quality is her super strength and medical Ninjutsu taught by Tsunade herself. One of my female Uzumaki members told me that she is basically fangirl material and an embarrassment to Kunoichis everywhere. I believe them but I'd rather keep this opinion to myself.

She and my blood clone belong to a squad named Team 7 led by book-reading pervert Kakashi Hatake who is known for his tardiness and favoritism.

Sai- That guy is for a lack of better word 'socially challenged' if there is such a meaning like that. He can use ink and turn them into living beings to combat the enemy.

Like I said before, Sai is socially challenged due to his rather insensitive comments. He even called Sakura ugly in front of her face. (I believe him, she IS rather ugly and a banshee to boot)

I discovered from Saya's spy network that Sai belongs to an organization of Konoha dedicated to condition Shinobi to emotionless drones named ROOT, led by Danzo Shimura, The Third's former teammate and war hawk.

Team Gai, lead by Might Guy obviously who is the greatest Taijutsu Master ever in the villages consists of Neji Hyuuga, Rock Lee, and Tenten.

Rock Lee- A Might Guy mini-me who idolizes his teacher and follows his teachings. He is energetic and always striving for the 'Springtime of Youth' as his sensei called it. I like Lee because he is a gentleman and always betters himself but he is loud and takes his sensei's teaching a little too far. I'm okay with it either way.

Tenten- This one is a tomboy and doesn't belong to any clan in particular. She is a weapons specialist and runs a weapons shop with her family. She kinda wants to prove that she is a Kunoichi and an asset to the village. She idolizes Tsunade and uses her as her role model.

Neji Hyuuga- Neji is a member of the Hyuuga clan, a clan that possesses the Byakugan, a Dojutsu capable of seeing through walls and chakra points. Neji belongs to the Branch class of his clan and holds the Cage Bird Seal, a bastardized Seal of the Uzumaki Seal meant to close off the bloodline upon death. He used to believe in this Fate nonsense but I knocked some sense to him back in the Chunin exams. Neji somehow retained his arrogance as a member of a noble clan, but he is tolerant to his cousin. I can live with that. Because if he hurts his cousin, he will be wishing that his wretched seal is activated.

There is also Team Asuma as well as Team 8 or Team Kurenai. I'll start with Asuma's team.

The Sarutobi's team consists of the Ino-Shika-Cho. The three clans consisting of Yamanakas, Naras, and Akimichis all work together in unison to create deadly combos.

Ino is a gossip queen and as a Yamanaka is able to go into the minds of her victims. Shikamaru is lazy but highly sharp with that mind...the Tarks HATE laziness and I for one agree but his intellect is noteworthy. And last but not least...Chouji Akimichi, a boy who uses his massive size to crush enemies...he is fat and gluttonous. But don't say fat in front of his face or he'll go berserk.

All three of them are led by Asuma Sarutobi, the son of the late Hiruzen Sarutobi and one of the Guardian Ninjas of the Fire Daimyo.

Finally Team 8 led by Genjutsu Specialist and feminist Kurenai Yuuhi. Consisting of Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Hinata Hyuuga.

Kiba has a dog partner named Akamaru who synchronizes with him to perform deadly Fang over Fang attacks. He is a hothead and likes to make an advance towards his female partner...

Shino Aburame follows logic and uses insects to drain his opponents chakra. A quiet man and logical. He is not single-minded and always analyses the situation...my Peds would've liked him...

Hinata Hyuuga...that girl who has the Byakugan like her cousin...she also uses her cousins Gentle Fist albeit in a different style...when I first met her, I thought she was quiet and weird..but that's okay...I don't understand why she stutters and faints around me very often. She also seems to have a lack of self-confidence but she seems to have displayed a fire whenever I'm mentioned. She also seems to look up to me like I'm some sort of role model which is true considering that she uses my ninja way as her inspiration. I discovered from my spies that the reason for this lack of confidence and self-esteem is mainly due to her clan. I mean they hated her for her kindness. But while they see a weak girl...I see a girl filled with potential...all she needs is the right push...I will continue to monitor her progress with great interest.

As for the Leaf as a whole, I find their government incredibly disgusting! Civilians meddling in Shinobi affairs? Academy producing weak genin because some civilian-turning-to-ninjas can't handle a little pain? Shinobi getting the short end of the stick while civilians get rich and richer? Ugh! I think a reform is in need of this village...

I'm also disgusted with the Hyuuga clan because of their abuse of clan status. What clan enslaves their own just for the delusion of power? They're asking for an uprising if they keep doing what they do.

Saya reported to me that she and her spies eliminated ROOT ANBU attempting to enter MY land. Turns out Danzo is attempting to find out about Uzu and eliminate it. I won't allow it...so I ordered her to steal some documents that can incriminate him so that in the event that the Leaf attacks me..I can use this evidence to make them turn against Danzo.

Tsunade Senju and Jiraiya of the Sannin are doing their tasks as usual but Jiraiya is a Super Pervert while Tsunade is a drunk...but I'll leave it for now...

Now then..enough about the Leaf. Time to look at the Sand village and tell Gaara whom my blood clone has made friends with and saved against the Akatsuki my true story. I can trust him to keep a secret. (If he's friends with my blood clone, he can easily trust the real me. All it takes is a little explaining.)

Author notes

This fanfic follows the original Naruto timeline but will be altered to suit this fanfic needs.