Well, here's the second chapter and another familiar face!
Co-Written by: GhostKaizer
Disclaimer: Don't own Deadpool or Marvel
Deadpool gets pus... WADE GET AWAY FROM MY KEYBORED
Chapter 2: The CopyCat
It was the next day. Domino and Shiklah were still sleeping in after last night's "session", Wade was in the kitchen making a shit-tonne of pancakes that only The Hulk could eat and he sighed as the smell of cooking batter wafted through the air.
"Hmmmm. Now THATS good." He smiled
A ring came from the phone "Hola, Casa de Wilson." Wade answered in a fake Spanish/Mexican accent.
"Who is this?"
"Hi Wade." A seductive female voice answered back
"What the...CopyCat?! How'd you get this number?" Wade asked
"It was written on my underwear in permanent marker. After hours of trying to wipe it off it got stuck in my head." Said person answered
"I... oh... er... why are you calling?" He asked nervously
"Can't an old friend call every now and then?" CopyCat asked playfully
"You don'g normally." He said simply "Plus, I am making pancakes."
"Ooh pancakes. Mind if I come over for some?" CopyCat asked quickly
"Now wait a min-" Wade began to speak before being interrupted
"GREAT! I'll be right over." CopyCat answered before hanging up
"What just happened?" He asked simply to the audience.
Everyone shrugged as the doorbell went off
Wade went to open it and saw Copycat, Vanessa Carlysle, standing before him. 'At least I preferred THIS Carlysle to the other ones.' He thought to himself "Hi Vanessa." he waved awkwardly.
"Hey." She smiled
"Why're you here?" Wade asked
"Just popped in for a visit...and your pancakes." Vanessa smiled
"... that's an innuendo, isn't it?" He deadpanned
"It could be. Or I could just be here to say hi and a bite to eat." Vanessa smiled "Can I come in?"
"... fine." He sighed, letting his ex into his home
"Wow...interesting decor Wade." Vanessa was half-awestruck half-critical.
"Thanks. Shiklah liked keeping things: homely but dominant." Wade answered
"I can see..." Vanessa responded seeing a collection of knives that we're engraved with "Anti-Vampire" symbols
"... we kicked Dracula's ass." he half joked
"Okay...so anyway...pancakes." Vanessa thought.
"Huh? Oh yea. Sure." He nodded
As Vanessa sat down Wade noticed that she had a briefcase on her person. Wade thought of three possibilities:
1) She had become a travelling saleswoman and he was a potential client
2) She had a shit-tonne of cash on her person from robbing a bank
3) She had left her place and became homeless, needing a place to stay
'I hope it's the second one.' Wade thought to himself
"So... er... what's with the case?" He asked
"Just...err...I've become a travelling saleswoman and I was feeling hungry so I figured "Why not visit The Pancake Master instead of spending $9.95 at a diner for a small stack." So I came round." Vanessa answered
"Yea... right." He chuckled
"So...yeah. That-that's why." Vanessa gave a small awkward smile
"Hmm." Wade nodded. "Syrup or sauce?" he asked
"Syrup please." She smiled
"One stack of syrup pancakes coming up." Wade nodded and started to flip some batter.
"Hmm...pancakes..." Domino's voice was heard in another room.
"... Domino?" CopyCat muttered
"Huh? Yeah, she's sleeping in the bedroom." Wade answered honestly.
"... why?" She asked as her pancakes where given to her
"We had a job. It was late so she used my bed." Wade answered not giving ALL the details.
"... okay." She said suspeciously, eating her pabcakes
Domino sleep-hobbled to the kitchen smelling the pancakes "Yum..." she drooled slightly.
Vanessa froze, fork half way to her mouth, as she saw Domino... naked
"Err..." Vanessa stared
"Oh...we have a guest." Domino yawned
"Yeah. Just for breakfast." Wade answered
"And Dom... you're naked."
"Oh...oh yeah." Domino observed staring at her breasts. "Hand me a towel?"
"Here you go." Wade handed his shirt instead, that covered down to Domino stomach still exposing her waist.
"Thanks." She smiled, sitting down and eating
"Hmm...great pancakes Wade." Domino sighed contently
"No problem. Give me a minute, I want to check on Shiklah." Wade answered
'Anthoer woman?!' Vanessa thought eating the pancakes
"Hmm..." Shiklah's body moved slightly under the covers as Wade rocked her gently.
"Come on baby, wake up! I made my super special pankakes!" He whispered wkth a loving and mad grin
"Hmm...Baby...five more minutes..." Shiklah asked in a mumbling voice
"If you don't...I won't give you my REALLY special Crepe Suzette." Wade teased
"I'm up!" She called, sitting up and instantly awake
'Every time.' Wade smiled "Come on. We've got a guest." Wade got up along with Shiklah...who was just wearing pjama bottoms, exposing her breasts. "Hey! No comments about my wife!" Wade talked to the audience and warned the two writers.
"What did WE do?" Ghost asked
"We are talking abouf half naked married Succubus." Grey shrugged
"Not our fault for pointing out the crucial and tantalizing details on your wife Wade." Ghost defended
"Fine." Wade rolled his eyes "No crepes for you."
"Wade, it is too early for you to get like this." Shiklah aighed
"Sorry love." Wade apologized
Entering the kitchen Vanessa was gaping seeing this beautiful woman walk in with Wade.
"Close your mouth at the table." Domino spoke as she took a bite of her pancakes.
The shap shifting girl growled, her form shaking lightly
"I take it this woman is a friend of yours." Shiklah asked trying not to sound offensive; nut to Vanessa it DID sound offensive.
She didn't want to be called "This woman" she wanted to be RECOGNIZED.
"I am CopyCat, his ex." She glared
"Oh. Hello CopyCat. I'm Shiklah." She responded politely.
"Nice... to meet you." She said through gritted teeth
"Will you be here long?" Shiklah asked as she sat down to eat some Crepe Suzette.
"Maybe." Vanessa shrugged
"Oh, well we DO have room...if we relocate the weapons in the guest room." Shiklah pondered
"Whoa-ho-ho. Isn't that a bit drastic?" Wade asked
"Not necessarily, you have that "magic satchel" don't you?" Shiklah debated.
"But... my babies need to be comfertable when theres no job!" Wade pouted
"Wade. We have guests. And I think it's fair to Ms CopyCat to have a peaceful respite if she's staying." Shiklah responded
Wade pouted, turning away
"Wade...Baby...Do it for me...Please..." Shiklah asked sultry
Vanessa heard how she was emphasizing her words and hoped to see how she could talk to Wade like that.
"O... okay." He sighed, lovestruck
"One plate of Crepe Suzette coming up."
"Thank you." Shiklah smiled as she got each of them a drink.
"You're good at that." Domino smiled "I can't get him to shut p, even shooting him in the dick didn't work... not that I want to shoot that wonderful snake ever again... unless it grows every time it heals in which case I think I can spare a bullet or two." She ended with a laugh
"It does. But don't. If you do I pee funny for a few hours." Wade deadpanned
"Ew, gross!" Domino groaned lightly
"Did NOT need to know that."
"Sorry." Wade answered handing the Crepe Suzette to Shiklah. "My Dear."
"Thank you." Shiklah answered
As the four continued their breakfast Vanessa was feeling intimidated by these two women; originally thinking that Wade was on his own, she hoped to get back into his life.
But those two... THEY WHERE GORGIOUS!
"So...Vanessa, how long are you thinking of staying?" Domino asked
"Just a while." Vanessa answered
She looked away with a small flinch
"Oh. Well, I hope you'll enjoy your stay." Shiklah smiled
"Thanks..." Vanessa half-smiled
*time skip*
'I can't believe it. I can't stay here...but where else can I go?' Vanessa thought sadly
She was sat in 'her room' looking at her suitcase
She sighed with tears forming in her eyes 'It's not fair...'
A knock came at the door. "Hey Vanessa you okay?" It was Domino.
"Yea." She groaned
"Okay. Listen we're heading out for some stuff; want to come along?" Domino asked
"I'm fine." She frowned
"Okay...Do you need anything? Anything at all." Domino offered
"I'm. Fine."
"Okay...I'll see you later." Domino answered kindly.
Copy Cat hugged herself as she sat at her bed
In the other room Wade, Shiklah and Domino were ready to head out. But Domino had a nagging feeling she had to get rid of. "Guys. I think Vanessa might want stay for the long run."
"I don't see a problem." Wade shrugged
"I think CopyCat needs to hear that from you Wade." Domino answered pointing to the guest room door.
"Yea yea, whatevee. We'll catch up." He waved
"Don't be TOO long Wade." Shiklah smiled
"I won't." He waved
As Shiklah and Domino left; Wade walked to the guest room and knocked on the door. "Vanessa? You okay?" he asked
"Yes." She said
"Mind if I come in?" Wade asked
"... sure." She sighed, knowing he would even if she said no
As Wade entered he saw her suitcase half opened with her clothes inside of it. "Going somewhere?" He asked
"Yea. I don't want to rake up space." She half lied
"Come on. You're thinking that you'll be nothing but a burden. That's not true Vanessa." Wade reassured her
"Yes it is. I left my old place hoping to find you on your own...and now...living with two gorgeous women...What hope do I have?" Vanessa confessed
"... because you ARE beautiful?" He shrugged
"I'm not. All I'm good for is being a cock-sleeve." Vanessa demeaned herself
"You ARE beautiful... and we CAN have fun with a 'good old cock sleeve'." Wade grinned
"W-What do you mean?" Vanessa asked
"I mean: THIS!" Wade answered and kissed Vanessa tenderly.
Vanessa gasped at the feeling, returning the kiss softly
"Hmm...Hmm..." Wade and Vanessa moaned as they began to tongue kiss each other.
The two fell to the bed, scattering her packed and unpacked cloths
"W-Wade..." Vanessa moaned as Wade began to nuzzle her neck
"What?" he asked
"Are-are you sure...?" Vanessa began to talk but was lost in the pleasure.
"Sure with what Miss 'I'm a cocksleeve'?" He teased
"If...You want to fuck me." Vanessa answered
"Course I'm sure. Besides, I...WE want you to stay with us." Wade smiled
"What?" She asked
"We each agreed to let you stay." Wade smiled as he kissed down her neck and began to knead her breasts
"Hmm, oh...Wade..." Vanessa moaned and also began to tear up.
Wade ripped her top off, kissing her large blue breasts
"AH, W-Wade..." Vanessa moaned
As Wade kept kissing her breasts with his mouth and teased with one hand, his other hand was teasing down her pants.
"This is gonna be fun." He grinned
"W-Wade..." Vanessa moaned as she kissed him passionately
Deadpool kissed her back, threading his fingers through her white hair as he slid his fingers into her pussy
"Oh, oh god...!" Vanessa moaned
"Man, you're tight. And I'm just using my fingers." Wade grinned
"... did you tighten yourself though? You weren't THIS tight before."
"I-I...Haven't fucked anyone...In a while." Vanessa answered
"WOW. No wonder." Wade responded wiggling his fingers within CopyCat's pussy
Vanessa moaned, her head falling back
"W-Wade..." Vanessa called his name.
"Vanessa..." Wade kissed down her neck to her breasts down to her stomach then traced it back up to her lips.
"I-I'm cumming!" She moaned
"Good." He grinned
As Vanessa came, Wade pulled his fingers out and let her cum on the bed sheets.
"Now...I think it's time for me to return the favour." Wade smiled
"... huh?" She muttered
Wade had positioned himself above her his trousers removed and aimed at her dripping pussy. "I think we need to get...CLOSER!" Wade smiled "Ready?"
"Please!" She nodded
With a single thrust Wade penetrated Vanessa's pussy, making her arch back in pleasure. 'Bloody hell! It's almost like fucking a virgin!' Wade thought with a smile as he began to kiss Vanessa while thrusting into her.
"WADE!" she moaned, her body shaking in ectasy at the feeling
"Hmm, hmm, hmm." Both moaned as Wade kissed her.
Vanessa began to rock on the bed and managed to flip the Merc with the Mouth onto his back and she was in the cowgirl position.
"You're mine." She whispered
"Oh really?" Wade smiled and continued to thrust into Vanessa's pussy
"AH! OH FUCK!" She moaned
"Be honest; you came back for me right?" Wade asked
"W-Why AH-RE y-you talking about...That...Now?" Vanessa asked
"Cause I want to know." Wade began to finger her asshole.
"AH GOD! W-WADE!" Vanessa moaned
"Well?" He grinned
"Y-Yes. I came...ah! I came back for you!" Vanessa moaned as she tightened up on his cock
"Jeez. You sure you don't have a boa constrictor in your pussy?" he joked
Vanessa just moaned, her pussy tightening further
'Ow, ow, ow, OW! JESUS how long HAVE you been abstinent?!' Wade screamed in his mind but pulled Vanessa down to his level and began to tongue kiss her.
The two just moaned, cumming
"Ha, ha, ah..." Vanessa panted on Wade's chest with him stroking her hair softly.
"That was fun." He smiled
Vanessa didn't answer because of her ecstatic pleasure. "Hmm..." she moaned happily
Wade couldn't move because of Vanessa had begun to sleep on Wade...even though his dick was still inside of her pussy.
"Oh... good god." He groaned
"Guys seriously?" Wade asked the writers
"Don't blame me." Grey defended
"Sorry." Ghost apologized
Wade rolled his eyes and slid out of Vanessa's hug and her pussy hoping to catch up with Shiklah and Domino...but he couldn't leave Vanessa like this.
"... what do I say?" He frowned
"Just tell her the truth. Tell her you want her here." Ghost answered
"... she's asleep." He deadpanned
"You know what I mean Wade...You need a dream sequence time skip so you can talk to her?" Ghost asked
"Please." He nodded
"Okay one "Dream Sequence Time Skip" coming up." Ghost nodded
*Insert dream sequence time skip...think the wibble effect you see in flashback effects*
"Hmm..." Vanessa stirred
"Thanks." Wade gave a thumbs up.
"Hey babe." He waved
"Hi..." Vanessa's eyes were glistening with joy
"I want you to stay here." He said simply
"W-What?" Vanessa asked not believing what she just heard thinking it was a dream
"I. Want you. To stay. Here." Wade answered carefully
"This is a dream..." Vanessa began to tear up
"I can prove it's real." Wade answered and began to kiss her again, thus reassuring Vanessa that it WAS reality.
As well as the fact he rubbed her pussy
"Hmm, hmm, hmm...Okay, okay..." Vanessa moaned "I-I believe you..." she nuzzled into Wade's neck.
"Good." He grinned
*In the other room*
"So...I think we may need a bigger house Shiklah." Domino spoke
"Hmm...Wade's getting QUITE the lover's nest." Shiklah agreed looking at a property site on Wade's computer.
"True." Domino nodded "Question is, whos next?"
"I don't know...who's your money on?" Shiklah asked
"Probably either clones or an X-Girl." Domino answered
"... I agree." She nodded
And speaking of the devil Wade come in with Vanessa blushing brightly. "What're you talking about?" Wade asked
"Not a lot." Domino chuckled