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Co-Written by: GhostKaizer
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Deadpool gets pus... WADE GET AWAY FROM MY KEYBORED
Chapter 3: Family Love
"Okay...NEXT time...I choose the mission Wade." Domino shouted as they were running from AIM soldiers
"Come on...It's worth the money!" Deadpool answered
"No. It's worth DOUBLE the money!" she snapped, only for laser beams to go through the AIM soldier's chests
"Where's your sense of adventure and fun?" Deadpool asked throwing a couple of turtle grenades at the AIM soldiers
"What are those?" Domino shouted
"Wait for it..." Deadpool answered
"Hello." the turtles spoke in a squeaky voice
"What?!" the soldiers asked before they were atomized by the turtle explosions.
"What the? What was that?" Deadpool asked
"I dunno." Domino stopped at a sudden halt.
"Wade!" A voice called, a man with white hair ansd one glowing eye walked over
"Wait I know that voice." Wade spoke stopping in place levitating over a deep hole "Bet you thought I was gonna fall." He smirked as he walked back to solid land and saw the source of the voice "Cable my old pal! What brings you here? If it's about me stealing that thermite grenade... I am sorry!"
"I'm not here about that Wade. Although I AM mad at you because of that." Cable spoke.
"Then why?" Domino asked her old friend
"I have a mission for you. It's a matter of protecting Mutant kind." Cable spoke seriously
'Oh God, not a sentence into this and Cable's already on about the end of mutant race.' Wade thought
'Pay attention, it could be worth something in the near future.' Wade's shoulder angel spoke
'Come on...It's Cable; it's always: ME, ME, ME! Save the future this, save the future that. Just tell him to take a hike!' Wade's shoulder devil rebutted
"WADE!" Domino slapped Wade on the back of his head
"OW! Hey, I was thinking!" Wade rubbed his head
"Cable was telling us about Hope." Domino tapped her foot impatiently.
"Hope? Again? The whole 'Hope' for the future BS?" Wade sais with a raised eyebrow
"Yes Wade. And while you were existing in your mind, I was explaining: I have chosen to send her back to this time to protect her from the destruction of the future." Cable explained again
"... she who?"
"Hope. My adoptive daughter." Cable answered as he created a time portal revealing the girl in question. Only she wasn't a young girl, she was a woman of twenty; she had flowing red hair that cascaded down to her shoulders and emerald green eyes. She was wearing a mainly green outfit with yellow accents and a brown cloak
"Oh! Little Red! Hey kiddo, it's your Uncle Wade!" Deadpool waved with a wide grin
"Hi." Hope waved back
"Hope, as you know this is "Uncle Wade" and this is Domino his..." Cable began to introduce his adoptive daughter to the duo
"I'm Wade's girlfriend." Domino interrupted
"... whatever. They'll look after you." Cable sighed
"Later Summer's!" Wade yelled
"Bye dad." Hope hugged her father
"Goodbye my dear. Stay out of trouble." Cable reciprocated it
"I won't be trouble." Hope answered
"I mean your Uncle Wade." Cable stared at the Merc with the Mouth who was currently strapping a C4 explosive to an already dangerous Mine Turtle.
"... what?" Wade asked in confusion as everyone was staring at him
"I'll keep an eye on her. Don't worry Cable." Domino reassured him
"Thank you Neena." Cable used Domino's real name.
Domino's eye twitched as she slowly reached for her gun making Cable gulp and time travel out of there "Coward." Domino commented
"No he isn't!" Hope snapped lightly
"Not in the sense of protecting you. In the sense he wouldn't take a shot like a mutant." Domino removed her hand from the gun.
"They're just messing around shortcake." Wade said "Now... let's go see your asshole family!"
"... huh?" Hope asked
"Que the timeskip scene transition!" Wade yelled
*timeskip- Xavier School*
"I told you: time skips are the ONLY way to travel." Wade smiled
"It took two hours." Domino groaned
"Well yeah...but still." Wade defended the ability to skip over boring things. Hope covered her mouth, holding back laughter at Wade's comment Wade went up to the door and knocked which was answered by Beast "Ding dong, Avon calling." he joked
"Ah, Wade. It has been... a while." Hank McCoy said with a slightly forced grin
"Good seeing you too Hank. Is Jean in?" Wade asked
"She..." Hank began to speak only for a scream to be heard from above them
"AAAAAAHHHH!" the voice shouted and landed face first into the front garden. "Ow..."
"Is in." Wade answered as Hank sighed pinching the bridge of his nose. "Scott?"
"Yes...He's been found out..." Hank began to count off the times he's been caught with another woman "Again." Hank gave up because of the sheer number of infidelities Scott has done.
"Mind if we talk to her?" Domino asked
"... who's Scott and who did he cheat on?" Hope asked
'Quick say something and make sure it's tasteful and tactful.' Wade's angel spoke
'Just tell her the truth! Knock the happy innocence outta her and plot her tight pussy!' Wade's devil answered
"Well he's an X-Man...and he most likely cheated on Jean Grey." Wade answered
'Urgh...' both the angel and devil groaned with a face-palm.
"And he's your adopted grandfather and she's your step-grand-aunt." Wade finished
"Oh...Okay...I'm glad my dad isn't like that." Hope answered
"Nah. Cable's to busy to do that." Wade answered being glared at by both Hank and Domino "What?"
"Come on in. I'll get refreshments." Beast offered
Hope nodded, following the others as they went inside. There was a menagerie of mutants who stared at Wade, since word of the Merc with the Mouth was well recognized and feared. But some of the students were looking at Hope; they'd never seen her before and felt almost drawn to her. The group stopped though as a woman with long fire red hair, emerald green eyes, a super model like figure wearing a thick grey jumper with a golden 'X' necklace, tight black jeans and boots "Hello Wade." She spoke
"Hey Jean. Oh introductions: Hope, Jean; Jean, Hope. Jean, Domino; Domino, Jean. Jean, Wade; Wade, Jean. Jean, Hope; Hope, Jean. Domino, Wade; Mr Sexy, Ms Sweetass. Hope, Domino; Domino, innocent virgin. Mr Snookums, Jean; Jean, Mr Snookums." Wade introduced each other until he trailed off... slightly?
"... o... kay." She nodded
"Anyway...why're you here Wade?" Jean asked
"We're here to see you of course." Wade answered then began to whisper to himself "Plus I also read the script."
"Wade! That is cheating!" Grey snapped
"It's not my fault Ghost left the script in the bathroom!" Wade responded back
"I did NOT! It's under lock and key!" Ghost responded
"Then what was the script saying: Wade Wilson Dragon Slayer and Harem King then?" Wade sounded smug
"...Wade that's a joke script." Ghost deadpanned
"...What?" Wade asked
"Wade think about it: half the words were "banana, pineapple, zip-a-dee-doo-dah and a badly written picture of a time traveling pie." Why on EARTH would I keep the real script in the bathroom?" Ghost sighed
"... because your a dumbass?" Wade asked
"Wade. WHO'S giving you a harem?" Grey deadpanned
"... shushing up." He muttered
"Good." Grey nodded
"Rewind!" Ghost shouted causing time to be rewound to the point before Wade mentioned the script.
"We're here to see you of course." Wade answered
"Oh...okay." Jean answered "But I think you'll be wasting your time."
"Why?" Hope asked, no one noticing how much she looked like Jean... for some reason
"It's...difficult to talk about." Jean answered
"Just do it." Domino glared
Jean sighed and let them into her study. And began to explain the situation. "So... you see... I have decided to leave Scott." Jean said
"Took you long enough." Wade joked... "Ow!" he received an elbow jab from Domino.
"You know...you can stay with us. Clear your head for a while." Domino offered
"Thanks." Jean smiled
"Can I ask: what do you do here? It looks like a really nice school." Hope asked innocently.
"We teach mutants how to use their powers and hope to make humans and mutants can live together in peace." Jean explained
"Oh. Sounds like a good job." Hope smiled
"It is." Jean answered
"So you ready to leave Scott in an afterburner?" Wade asked
"That's a bit much." Domino sighed
"Sounds like a good idea to me." Hope smiled
Jean sighed "Let me grab my things."
"Awesome! Montage!" Wade spoke to the audience which invoked a time skip
Only for a voice to psychically through the mansion 'To me X-Men, a situation has emerged.'
"Oh come on!" Wade groaned and slapped his forehead.
"We should see what it is." Domino shrugged
"Yeah...but we don't have a montage..." Wade pouted
"We can have one later Wade. Move it!" Domino ushered him out.
"Fine, fine." He sighed, letting himself be pushed away
In with the X-Men, except Scott since he was still recuperating, was Professor X. He had contacted them all for a mission. "Madalyn Pryer has returned." Professor X frowned
"Madelyne...oh god..." Jean groaned
"Who's she?" Hope asked
"You're adoptive grandmother." Domino answered
"God, fucking damn it Scott. God fucking damn it." Wade mumbled under his breath
"What happened to them?" Hope asked
"They were married...then they divorced...it wasn't pretty." Wade answered
"To be specific, Madelyne had your dad." Logan explained "Scott was only married to her in the first place because she looked like Jean. And then Scott left her and your old man because Jean came back to life."
"Madelyne is actually my clone, made by Mister Sinester." Jean continued "And when Scott abandoned her... he warped her mind and made her go insane."
"In other words: Scott Summers is a dick." Wade answered
"... oh... good god." Hope facepalmed
"Yeah...Look, how about I talk to her. I'm crazy enough to do it. Plus any telekinetic psychic mumbo jumbo won't work on me." Wade volunteered.
"... let me go to. She's my Grandmother." Hope nodded
"You sure? I doubt she'll be in the mood to talk." Wade answered
"I'll go to. This is a family matter." Jean smiled
"Okay, so we got the grandkid and the twin sister...anyone else want to join?" Wade asked. The others looked at each other unsure, honestly a bit afraid "Okay, guess we're the only ones with the chutzpah do do jack-shit. We'll see ya later." Wade shrugged them off. "Hi Logan."
"Wade. Domino." Logan nodded. As they left, Professor X gave them the directions on where to find Madelyne.
"I do not know her plan, but she has taken control of other Telapathic women: Emma Frost, Psylocke and several low level telapaths who she is using as 'foot soldiers'." Professor X explained as they walked down to the BlackBird
'Hmm...I wonder...' Wade thought thinking with his dick again "Don't worry Prof. We'll stop Red Queen's plan and get chimichangas on the way!"
"Goblin Queen." Jean corrected as they got onto the jet "And I'm driving."
"What?" Wade groaned
"Shotgun." Domino winked
"Oh come on!" Wade shouted in disbelief.
"It's... it's okay." Hope said, putting her hand on his shoulder
"*Sniff* Thank you." Wade answered in a squeaky voice. Hope raised an eyebrow, and shrugging and blushing a bit.
As they traveled to Goblin Queen's location Wade was teaching Hope about video games, although Cable would've been TOTALLY against it Wade gave Hope one of his favourite games: Ninja Assassin Night Assignment; unfortunately the acronym for that spells NANA. Hope chuckled as they arrived at the island Goblin Queen was calling home, everyone quickly getting ready "Be careful; she's dangerous." Jean answered
"Hey, I'm the one who's immune to mind control." Wade answered "But...Thanks for the heads up."
"Well, we should do fine . Luck is on our side." Domino grinned
"It's the kid I'm worried about." Wade whispered indicating Hope.
"I'm not a kid. I can fight." Hope defended herself. "Plus I can cut out peoples powers or give myself them."
"Like Rogue?" Wade asked "Without the skin contact?"
"Yes." Hope nodded "But I can also force people's powers to not work."
"Wow. You ARE the Mutant Messiah." Wade shuckled. Wade rolled his eyes and went back the previous line and rewrote the last word. Wade CHUCKLED. 'Freaking Pokemon fan Ghost.' He thought
*time skip*
"Well...THAT could've gone worse." Jean stretched her limbs in her tattered costume
"You've GOT to be joking!" Wade crawled, yes crawled, into the Madalyn's chamber
"Oh calm down." Jean said, rolling her eyes. Her costume ahimmered, morphing into the green skin tight costume with a golden sash around her slim waist and shoulder length golden gloves, a golden phoenix symbol on her large chest and waist high golden heeled boots, the costume of the Phoenix
"Wow..." Hope stared at her with awe.
"Thanks." Jean smiled
"Now...where IS the Goblin Queen?" Wade asked searching through holes in the wall.
"Right here." A voice that sounded like Jean's, only lower and more seductive, called out as a woman who looked identical to Jean but with bigger breasts emerged, which was a feat because Jean already had an impressive set. She was wearing a black leather g-string that hid NOTHING with black leather thigh-high heeled boots, a black necklace with a red pendent and black leather elbow length armsleevs thag wrapped around her middle finger
'HOLY SHIT!' Wade thought 'That leaves NOTHING to the imagination!'
"Madelyne..." Jean calmly seethed
"Hello Jean." said woman responded
"It has been a while. Having fun with Scott?" She asked, hissing the name of her ex-husband in anger
"I threw him out. I've had enough of him." Jean answered
"Tch. And he's already in the bed of the Diamond Bimbo as we speak. Oh well." Madylen shrugged "And who's the 'mini-you' you have there? Another ego boost clone?"
"I'm Hope." Hope responded with annoyance
"She's Cable's daughter." Jean answered kindly
"W... what?" Madelyn gasped
Meanwhile, Deadpool was distracted "So... I'm gonna be having a foursome with not ONLY three smoking hot red heads, but twins as well as my best friends mother and daughter? This is like the plot of every porno put together! Well... outside the crazy and weird ones. AWESOME! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!"
"You're welcome Wade." Grey chuckled
"And we'll be throwing a surprise when you get home." Ghost smiled
"Surprise? What surprise?" Wade asked enthusiastically.
"Nuh-uh. Not telling." Ghost answered
"Oh...!" Wade groaned. As he looked back over he saw Madylen hugging Hope holding back tears as there had been a boring ass super emotional scene he just missed "Wait...are we going to kick ass or is this one of those "happy family reunion" things?" Wade asked as he leaned on a wall.
"Sssh!" Grey said, when suddenly the Goblin Queen and Jean started arguing
"Think we should stop them?" Hope asked in worry
"Okay... ENOUGH!" Wade yelled making the three near identical girls stop, although one had a massive chest and looked more mature and another was a teenager. Once he had their attention he said "I hate seeing family fight so..." ... and he dropped his pants revealing his massive rock hard cock "... work out your problems with this!"
"Y-You..." Jean blushed
"Err..." Hope fainted lightly
"Are you serious?" Madelyne asked
"Of course!" He said, the others now messing with the girls. Otherwise Wade would end up messed up. Plus, it WAS that kinda fic
"If we do...this...it won't be illegal?" Jean asked
"Trust me, I've done a TONNE of things that are illegal. THIS isn't one of them." Wade answered "So, we gonna fuck or what?"
"Sure." Hope said happily, rubbing her thighs together
"You perked up quickly didn't you?" Madelyne deadpanned
"Hang on, if anyone's going first it should be someone more experienced." Jean told Hope.
"Why?" Said girl asked
"Yeah why?" Wade asked
"Someone has to show her how to do it right." Jean answered simply.
"So? I'm hotter than you. I should do it." Madelyne scoffed
"No. I should do it. We need someone level-headed to show Hope how to do it right. Not someone who's..." Jean answered
" "Who's" what? Jeanie? Someone like me?" Madelyne asked in annoyance
"Someone just wearing a g-string!" Jean snapped
"Hey, hey, hey! How about you BOTH show her?" Wade called
"Fine." Jean and Madelyne sighed
"Watch and learn baby..." Madelyne smiled and began to lick the right side of Wade's dick.
"This is a big one and it is important to know what to do." Jean added, using one hand to hold Wade's large rod as she began to lick the left side of it
"Hmmnn..." Wade moaned as Hope looked on.
'They're licking the sides...I wonder if...' Hope thought as she leaned in forward to the tip of Wade's cock. She nervously looked at his purple head before her virgin tongue slowly slid past her lips ans gingerly licked his tip making him gasp in surprised pleasure and her eyes to widden "It... taste's good!' She thought in amazement
'A THREE-in-one blowjob?! FUCK!' Wade thought in ecstasy
"Hmm..." the three moaned as they sucked on Wade's cock like a lollipop.
"I-I'm gonna..." Wade felt his climax coming but the pleasure stopped as Madelyne and Jean pulled back, grabbing Hope and pulling her back as well. The older two then grasped Wade's cock, jacking off his cock together "AH!" Wade came dripping it to the floor, but he was still rock hard from his enhanced stamina. "Okay...Who's first?" Wade asked
The three girls looked at each other before Hope gently pushed Jean forwards lightly "I'd... like to learn please." Hope said... hoping (drums go off) that Jean would be the better... demonstration... and teacher
"Well then...let's go over the basics." Wade smiled as he lay on the floor "First you remove your pants." Jean did just that, letting her green costume disappear although she left the golden sash around her waist along with the long gold gloves and boots
'God I wish I had that saved in slow-mo.' Wade smiled
"Okay, so it is best to be careful and slow to start." Jean said huskily, crawling on top of Wade. She kissed across his chest, her hands running across his abs as she rubbed her pussy against his cock "It will hurt the first time, and it will be hard for me and Madelyne because Scott is MILES away from being this big." Jean then moaned as the head spread her flower, sliding into her pussy inch by inch
'Damn...Scott fucked these two women and left them? That guy's a fucking moron!' Wade thought as he felt Jean's pussy envelop his dick "Next step...a little playing. I.E. caressing a lady's tits." Wade smiled. He reached up and grasped her D-Cup breasts and began to massage them, licking and sucking them hungrily
"Hmm...Ah, ah..." Jean moaned as Wade's experienced hands caressed her breasts and his dick penetrating her pussy
"Wow...it's...it weird watching...isn't it?" Hope asked
"Kinda hot though..." Madelyne answered
"Ex... expect it to... feel really g... good but don't... take... more... than... you can... take." Jean moaned, lowering herself further onto Wade's dick until he had taken every inch making a small bulge appear on her stomach
"Oh...damn..." Wade chuckled as he slowly began to move within Jean making the small bulge move up and down within her.
"Oh... OH FUCK!" She moaned sexily "M... make sure to... f... fuck! To move slow to... a... accommodate the size un... untiil you are use to it! A... and then..."
"Go crazy!" Wade grinned, moving faster and faster
"AH! God...Fuck...Wade...! Hmmnn..." Jean moaned with a little drool trickling from her mouth and her pussy juices flowing out over Wade's cock.
"Yea! Rise my FireBird!" He grinned, slapping her sexy ass making her moan again
"Hmmnn...F-Fuck you Wade..." Jean's eyes glowed with a fiery passion
"You're already doing that." Wade chuckled
Madelyne and Hope were entranced by Wade's determination and stamina, seeing him pump into Jean's pussy with such vigor; and unconsciously, Madelyne was beginning to rub her pussy, with Hope feeling hot down her pussy as well. "I feel weird." Hope said, reaching down to her pussy
"It's called "starting to feel good" It's natural for girls your age Hope." Madelyne answered as she pulled her panties aside and began to finger herself.
Hope looked at her Grandmother and unzipped the crotch of her suit, revealing her own pussy, and began to copy what she saw the older red head do "Hmm...It...it feels weird..." Hope muttered
"But good right?" Madelyne asked with a smile
"Y-Yeah..." Hope agreed. Madelyne smiled, sliding three or four fingers into her pussy with Hope trying the best to copy
By now Jean was on all fours, drool escaping the side of her mouth as she moaned. Her eyes where pool of fire, energy steaming away from the corners of her eyes, while Wade was behind her; shoving his monster of a cock in and out of her like a piston while his hands squeezed and grouped her large and soft bouncy breasts "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!" Jean moaned as she bounced against him, feeling her third orgasm since he entered her growing closer "YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCOTT! OF FUCK ME WADE! I'M YOURS FUCK!"
"Sweet." Wade grunted
As wade began to fully climax into Jean's pussy; Hope and Madelyne were still getting hot from finger fucking their own pussies from Wade's endurance. "Hmm, hmm...G-Grandma...It-it's so good..." Hope moaned as she only had two finger's in her dripping vagina.
"Don't call me Grandma..." Madelyne answered as she removed Hope's masturbating hand and began to lick her pussy.
"Whoa! THAT'S hot!" Wade commented as he was rubbing Jean's clit
"Y... yes." Jean moaned, her hips bucking in pleasure as she came
"Damn was that number four or five you just came?" Wade asked but finally released inside Jean's begging pussy.
"Ha..." Jean's moan radiated along with a flare from Phoenix, illuminating the room.
Wade groaned at feeling her hot pussy pulse around his 16/17 inch long and six inch thick cock before he slowly slid it from her inner depths
"What the hell Grey?! I thought he had a ten incher!" Ghost asked
"Actually I read through. Didn't find a mention of the length." Grey shrugged "Also... I did NOT write that last one!"
"Hey! It's my cock! It'll be big as I want it!" Wade yelled
"Urgh..." The two writers face-palmed
"Just remember Wade: the bigger the cock, the more blood is needed to maintain it." Ghost warned him
"Yeah, yeah whatever. So, which one of you two lovely ladies want's to be next?" Wade shrugged it off and asked Madelyne and Hope. He saw Hope on her back, moaning lovingly in pure ecstasy, with Madelyne leaning in front of her, hungrily eating the teenage redhead out "Well... looks like I know who's next." He grinned, walking over to the Gobline Queen and sliding into her pussy
"Ahhhh...!" Oh fuck! S-so big! G-give a woman some warning next time Wade!" Madelyne moaned as she now had the same bulge in her stomach from Wade's monster cock.
"And spoil a surprise? Come on..." Wade teased as he slipped The Goblin Queen's top off exposing her DD breasts. "I'm all ABOUT surprises!" He jested as he began to thrust into the person he was supposed to capture one way...but was now catching her ANOTHER way.
"G... grandma! Please!" Hope begged, missing the pleasure
"Wow, are YOU tight!" Wade moaned at the near virgin tight pussy
"Only Scott has ever fucked me!" She moaned, reaching down and tried to lick Hope's pussy
An energy saving lightbulb appeared by Wade's head. "Oh Red Riding Hood...how about you try and lift you waist closer to Grandma Wolf's mouth?"
"Huh?" Ghost, Grey and the girls asked
"Trust me, it's gonna be fucking hot!" Wade answered
Hope lifted up her pussy nearer to Madelyne's mouth and they both connected Wade increased his speed and made Madelyne moan in pleasure making her tongue lap against Hope's pussy like a bitch in heat; Hope's back was arched, she'd never felt this level of ecstasy before, she slid her hand under her clothes and began to play with her nipple while her other hand kept her grandmother's head connected to her pussy. "OH FUCK! I... I feel like... something's com... co... I'm... OH FUCKING GOD!" Hope moaned in mind numbing pleasure, cumming almost instantly
"Congratulations you're experiencing your first orgasm!" Wade smirked with a joke
"H-Ah...Hope..." Madelyne moaned as she was nearing her second orgasm. "W-Wade...h-how long...till y-you fuck her?"
"Dunno...could be till I cum into you...or somehow you make me flaccid." Wade answered.
"Alright then!" Madelyne forced herself up and made Wade fall back onto the floor
"Ow! The hell?!" Wade asked as his hands were rubbing against Madelyne'sMadelyne's breasts and pussy
'Y-You...w-won't fuck her...JUST yet!' Madelyne thought as she was using her whole experiences with Scott to her advantage...needless to say there weren't many.
"Oh...trying to make me cum first? Nice try sweetie." Wade clocked on. He grabbed her hips and massaged her thick, plump ass as he hungrily licked her nipples while he spead up his thrusting
"Ah! Ah oh, oh fuck! Y-you're...you're a fucking monster!" Madelyne moaned
"You know we REALLY need to work on your pillow talk." Wade commented as he ravaged her pussy and sucked her nipples.
"I-I-I...!" Madelyne couldn't hold back, she was approaching orgasm
"Come on...show your granddaughter what it's like to feel loved." Wade smiled
"L-Loved?" She asked
"Yeah. Scott only loved you cause your a clone of his old girlfriend. But with me and my love nest...we'll treat you right." Wade answered as he carried on pumping into Madelyne'sMadelyne's pussy
"Oh yes! Please! I... I need it!" She cried, tears falling down her face as ectasy rocked her body
"One initiation cumming up! Ah!" Wade climaxed inside of Madelyne's pussy filling it with his sperm. Said villain now slipped from his cock, she panted heavily as Wade carried her to Jean who was slowly playing with herself . But as Deadpool lowered Madelyne to the ground the two started to make out, rubbing their legs against each other and almost rubbing their cum filled pussies against each other. "Fuck...looks like a scene from a porno...now...for the most rare and precious of all." Wade spoke to himself seeing Hope who was still feeling the effect of what Madelyne and Wade did earlier "A sexy red haired virgin."
Hope was trying to replicate the feeling but couldn't, her fingers weren't enough. "D-Deadpool...U-Uncle Wade...p-please...I want it...I NEED it!" She moaned
Wade smirked and knelt down to Hope's pussy. "Well first...I'm gonna do the gentleman thing here: and make you feel REALLY good before I fuck you." Wade answered as he began to lick Hope's dripping pussy.
"U... Uncle Wade!" She moaned, threading her fingers into his mask and pulling it closer
'Man are ALL red heads like this? Cause if that's true Natasha must be sexually frustrated as FUCK!' Wade thought as he nibbled Hope's clit
"I-I...I want it..." Hope moaned
"You want it?" Wade asked softly
"Y-Yes..." Hope moaned
"Okay. I'll go slow." He nodded,moving forwards so he was hovering over her, and slowly slid the head inside her wet pissy
"Hmmnn!" Hope gritted her teeth, feeling her fingers and a tongue inside her was one thing but THIS...THIS was different. It was a massive cock, that could break her in two.
"Shh...shh...it's okay. Just look at me." Wade removed his mask revealing his unscarred features. "One moment of pain...and it'll be over."
"P-promise?" Hope asked as she felt him slowly reach her hymen
"Promise." Wade kissed her tenderly as he entered her pussy fully and tore her hymen.
"Hmmnn! Ah! Ah!" Hope moaned with tears forming in her eyes. Wade kissed her neck and, rubbing her nipples softly to sooth her "Hmm. Ah, ah, ah... U-Uncle..." Hope moaned
"Hey easy on the "uncle stuff" now. When we're like this...call me Wade." He smiled as his dick was escalating up into Hope's stomach region.
"Ah, oh GOD! Y-you're so DEEP!" Hope moaned as she could feel Wade penetrating her stomach.
"Okay even by NORMAL adult fiction standards this is getting a little disturbing." Ghost felt a bit uncomfortable
"Keep writing or I'll shoot your dick off!" Wade threatened the writer
"Okay, okay!" Ghost replied
"W-Wade..." Hope moaned feeling her pussy being reformed by his massive cock
"You like me being inside you?" Wade asked
"Yes! Yes I love your monster cock!" Hope answered with drool coming down her mouth
"Good. Because your pussy is the tightest ever." He grinned, going faster "And I'm going to make it perfectly for my cock!"
As Wade continued to pound into Hope's pussy, her eyes rolled back into her head from the sheer pleasure, she had fallen to Wade's will, she was his. She wanted to be fucked like this EVERY day. "M-M-Master...fuck me! Fuck me!" Hope moaned
"Whoa! Did I do this?" Wade asked himself as he continued to thrust into Hope "Oh yeah..." He dead-panned.
"My pussy, my body is yours! Please fuck me till I die!" Hope begged
"No thanks, I'm not a fan of Nechrofillia!... unless I'm fucking Death herself. That's a loophole." He laughed/joked before he grunted and came
"Ah!" Hope moaned as her pussy was filled with cum. Wade came so much into the girl she looked a month pregnant.
"DAMN! THAT looks awkward." Wade answered as he saw Hope panting and twitching in ecstasy.
"M-M-Master..." Hope moaned. She saw his flaccid cock and begged for more she began to lick it hoping to feel it inside her once again.
'Man... You WERE sex starved weren't you?' Wade thought as he pulled the girl off of his cock and kissed her gently
She moaned weakly, relaxing into his hold as Jean and Madalyne came over to them "You two okay?" Jean asked
"Hmm-hmm." Hope moaned meaning "yes" into Wade's mouth
"We've got news." Madelyne added
Wade slowly broke the kiss and turned to see them "What news?"
"We've decided to live with you." Jean answered
"Really?" Wade asked as Hope was kissing down to his junk
"Really, really." Maddy nodded
That was when a portal opened, catching everyone's attention
"Oh shit." The colour in Wade's face is drained as out steps 26, 2015"WADE! You won't believe it! The future... it... its perfect! It... it..." Cable said in exiting joy... before he froze
"Wade...why is my mother, my daughter and Jean naked and covered in what appears to be semen?" His non-robot eye twitched while his robot eye kept an eye on them
"Cable...aha...listen funny story..." Wade tried to talk out of 26, 2015That was when his mind made the connection.
His female family covered in semen
Wade with his pants down
And the future a utopia
And Cable, the X-Man of the future, fainted
"Hey... what did I miss?" Domino asked as she finally arrived her suit ripped to shreds and barley covering her nipples and nether region