Death: Here is your chapter my lady, no need to pout *bows*
xXCoopyXx: No. The story has already been finished written... And I feel like that was crap English. Meh.
Guest chapter 4 . Oct 13: Halloween next year my friend.
And here are a few reviews answered by Ghost:
Guest chapter 4: It's in our back burner...Or is it? We've got so many plot ideas.
xXCoopyXx: Sorry, she's not in this one
To everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Co-Written by: GhostKaizer
Disclaimer: Don't own Deadpool or Marvel
Authors Note:
*wakes up as a bazillion bombs go off in my room* AAAHHH! I'M UP! I'M UP!
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I am not sorry for the wait for this chapter. You don't review then I am not motivated to upload it. Here are some announcements and then you can get back to your New Years Lemon. Okay? Okay. Night. I am fucking booshed.
ANNOUNCEMENT 1:
On New Years I shall be updating six fics. The first is, of course, this one, Krystal's Harem. The others are:
Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Unworthy. A remake of the classic show with a darker twist.
Krystal's Harem: One of the two sequels of my famous story, Ben's Harem, is entering it's fourth arc. Watch Ben's Nechrofriggeon daughter travel the Multiverse
A King's Maidens. A Huniepop story following my OC, Sam, as she wins some hearts and helps some lovely ladies.
Shinobi Spider: A story where Spidey and several others are pulled into a warped, alternate world which is like a cheesy ninja manga
Digimon V-Tamer 02: A sequel to the V-Tamer Manga, set place in the Tamer's universe. Watch as Taichi Yagami teaches these new Tamers, preparing for the dangers to come
I hope all like these and check them out!
ANNOUNCEMENT 2:
I shall be taking the month of January off, no uploads all month. I just need a small break is all.
Deadpool gets pus... WADE GET AWAY FROM MY KEYBORED
Chapter 5: Death's Wet Tight Embrace
Wade groaned as he walked out of his room a week later. The girls had tied him to his bed and then had sex in front of him for three to four hours a day for the entire week and didn't even get CLOSE to him to make him cum!
Fucking cock teases!
"Oh...FUCK! My balls are as hard as adamantium! Where is everybody?!" Wade shouted in an empty house, his balls backed up from lack of sex.
"Wade, gone with all the girls on a shopping day. Won't be back till late. Love you. Shiklah. Xxx." Wade read the note that was left for him on the kitchen table.
"What?! ALL the girls?! What am I gonna do for the next 96 hours?!" Wade scrunched it up and roared into nothingness.
His yell echoed through the castle, for like half an hour
"Wow. That's some echo, isn't it?" Wade asked the audience. "I wonder who I can call?" Wade thought looking through his "BIG black book."
He dropped it onto the table and hummed as he flipped through it
"No, no, no...GAH! They tore them all out!" Wade slammed his book shut.
"Wade, no booty calls while we're out. Love Domino." Wade read another note
"Those girls! Are they TRYING to kill me!" He groaned
"I think they're doing a wonderful job at that my love." An ethereal voice spoke softly, like an audible whisper on the wind.
"Who...? Death? Babe that you?" Wade asked the air
"Yes My Love, I am." The female voice smiled as a figure appeared. She had pure white skin wearing a black robe, with black swirling marks on her arms and chest, and what looked like face paint on her face that made her look like a skull "Have you missed me, my killer chimichanga?"
"DAMN Babe you look great!" Wade commented on the personification of death positively
"You look MUCH better my love. Have you been keeping well?" Death asked softly
"Yes I have." He smiled, hugging her "Holy fuck have I missed you."
"I've missed you too My Love. You wouldn't believe how many times Thanos has tried to court me after our last meeting." Death sighed lying in his arms
"My guess: a fuck-tonne." Wade answered simply
"In such a sense." Death answered looking longingly into his eyes. "You could not believe how tiring his constant chasing is. I admit, I shaped him and manipulated him. But that was because I needed a Death Monger, I had little choice. But he is MORE than obsessed."
"You know...we COULD do something that can REALLY turn him off you." Wade thought out loud
"Really what?" Death asked with a sly grin
Wade grinned and pulled her into a deep kiss
"Hmm...not yet my love." Death stopped him
"What?!" Wade asked
"We have not seen each other in ages. I want it to be special." Death answered
"Sure." Wade pouted lightly, but kept hugging him
They kept the hug for a few minutes and Death broke it. "How about we watch some television?"
"Err...yeah sure...?" Wade answered. Wade followed her in slight confusion as they sat down, turning on the TV
"Ooh. How about we watch this?" Death revealed a DVD of a really long REALLY girly film.
"... blek." Wade said, wanting to puke
"Come on...it's with ME." Death answered
"Err..." Wade felt a bit uncomfortable
"And every twenty minutes, I shall take off a piece of my clothing." She whispered into his ear.
"But you only wear a single dress..." Wade answered
"Exactly." She grinned
"Okay, let's watch." Wade put the DVD on
*four and a half hours later*
"Hmm...that was nice. Wasn't it?" Death asked hugging him
"So. Many. Feelings. So. Many. Girly. Chats. So. Many. Relationship. Problems..." Wade's brain was broken
Death giggled and kissed Wade's cheek
"How about we head for a bath? We can do it together." Death suggested
"Okay!" He cheered. Inside the bathroom Wade had begun to sort out all the bubble bath gear: bubbles, hot water, scented soaps, bathroom toys. "Never go wrong with a rubber duckie." Wade squeezed the toy in his hand making it squeak.
"Is everything ready Wade?" Death asked sultry through the door
"Yep. All that's missing is you." Wade answered since he was in a pair of swim trunks since the bath itself was massive.
Death walked in wearing little to the imagination. She wore a skull motif microkini, black and silver that barely left any room for error. Her pussy was bald as a well-kept skull; her hair was tied up in a ponytail held together with a skull hair-tie, her skin was pale as it was exposed. Just the mere sight of Death made Wade's already backed up balls almost rupture. "You like, My Love?" She smiled as she crawled into the bath
Wade didn't answer with words. His dick had answered that already. It had already peaked past the bubbles, wet from the water and was ready to explode.
"I take it that Wade Junior agrees." Death giggled "Can you shampoo my hair My Love?" She asked in a sultry manner
"S... sure." Wade nodded, flinching a bit in pain. Wade grabbed the shampoo bottle so he could start on Death's hair. "How'd you like it done?" Wade asked
"Like...a masseuse. Or a hair dresser." Death answered.
Wade thought on the last time when he went to the hair dresser's, since people were giving him close shaves during missions he didn't bother. But he DID remember giving Shiklah a massage for their honeymoon, so he had a go at doing that. Wade began to dunk Death's hair gently under the water so he could get a good lather. She moaned contently as Wade's fingers massaged her temple and stroked through her flowing locks. All the noises was just making Wade's blue balls look more and more like Smurf's. Seriously, not pretty after all he has been through
'I'm gonna call you Lefty-Ball Smurf. And YOU Righty-Ball Smurf. Cause this is FUCKING ME UP!' Wade thought internally
"Hmm...My Love..." Death spoke seductively
"Y-Yes...?" Wade squeaked
"Can you help me with my back now?" Death asked kindly.
"What about your front?" Wade asked holding back his bloody nose
"Don't worry. I've got that covered... or UN-Covered." Death smiled
'Fuck. Me.' Wade groaned before he mentally yelled at the authors 'AND FUCK YOU TWO!'
*time skip*
Wade was standing by a wall knocking his head against it. "Can't. Handle. Any. More. Need. Pussy." Wade mumbled so Death couldn't hear him. He was SERIOUSLY considering blowing his brains out.
'Just a little more...just a little more then we're together My Love.' Death thought to herself spying on her former lover 'Oh I know! We can have FUN now! I bring him to the edge and then stop, driving him mad! But first...' She smiled transforming her dress into a black and silver see through negligee nighty with lingerie bra and panties 'Now...let the fun begin...' Death smiled seductively "My Love. Can you come here please?"
"Please. PLEASE! Let this be making a sandwich..." Wade groaned feeling his balls almost explode through his ballsack.
But no.
Not at all.
He found Death laying seductivly on the bed
"*insert incomprehensible babble the writers where too lazy to write*" Wade stood there dumbfounded, his cock was literally ripping the seams of his trousers from the sight Death was giving him.
"Is that for me My Love?" Death asked slyly like a coquette
"P-P-P-Pussy...?" Wade asked
"No no no, I'd rather taste it." She smiled. Wade edged forward to Death as his dick emerged from his pants standing to attention "Come My Love." Death smiled
"Give me a minute and I will." Wade half joked.
'Oh no. More like an HOUR there.' She thought with a grin, pulling his pants down
"Oh...GOD!" Wade moaned as Death stroked her fingers across his massive dick.
"My, my...you're bigger than I remember, My Love." Death teased. She began to lightly kiss up the shaft, taking in his scent, as she lightly teased him
"B-Babe...I'm, I'm backed up! I'm sensitive...Fuck!" Wade moaned feeling pre-cum almost shooting out.
'No, no...can't have that.' Death smiled stopping his sperm from leaving. She put her lips against the tip and gently sucked the pre away, now just licking at his head lazily "Hmm..." Death smiled as she licked Wade's cock head like a lollipop
"D-Death...you. I. Can't. &£?!" Wade's brain was breaking. "Anesthetic!" Wade shouted and whacked his head with a giant mallet, but he still remained conscious.
'Do it. Do it! Die!' Death thought happily
"Oh fuck it!" Wade pulled his gun out and aimed it at his head
'Yes!' Death smiled
"Wade no!" Shiklah's voice called from behind her husband and aimed to remove the gun from his hand.
'Fuck!' Death screamed mentally
"Why?!" Wade groaned
"What's been going on? Who's this woman, Wade?" Shiklah asked throwing the gun away
"I was desperate! I needed release!" Wade admitted as he freed his cock from Death's grip...not sure how to respond to that.
"I'm Death. Wade's long-time lover. And I was SO close to making him able to stay with me!" Death glared
"He's MY husband!" Shiklah snapped
"Can I get a word in?" Wade asked
"What?" Death and Shiklah asked then saw Wade's twitching cock. "Oh..."
"You need it bad, don't you babe?" Shiklah smiled
"Pwease..." Wade answered cutely "I'm dying here!"
"That's the point!" Death groaned
"Of course." Shiklah smiled
"So I can get this magic cock-blocker off of me then?" Wade asked
"Sure." Shiklah waved her hand and a small click was released. Wade literally jumped at the chance and began to smother his wife with held back passion and a lust that seemed to be endless. Shiklah moaned as she kissed Wade back, the merk ripping her cloths away
'Whoa...he's been THIS backed up?' Death thought to herself with a blush to her skull
"Ready...?" Wade teased as he pushed his giant cock inside of Shiklah's pussy.
"Hmm...SO worth the wait..." Shiklah smiled
"Hey! YOU still got to bang the other girls!" Wade groaned, going faster
"True...but the REAL thing is better." Shiklah moaned
'He's mine...Lady Succubus!'' Death thought as she began to play with the demon woman's breasts, nibble down her neck and make out with Wade.
"Oh wow! Queen Dead! YOU are GOOD!" Shiklah moaned, loving the MASSIVE cock inside her
"I learned from the BEST!" Death praised her lover.
"Nuts. I'm gonna! Ah!" Wade came straight into his wife's pussy from a half days' worth of cum. "Only half a day?! The fuck, Ghost?!"
"Wait three seconds..." Ghost replied
'Mine!' Death thought as she slip-slammed herself onto Wade's cock filling her instantly while sandwiching Shiklah between them. Breasts rubbing her back, riding a cock between her legs like that wooden pony in S&M...AND filled with her husband's baby juice...not a bad fifteen minutes.
'Best. Day. Ever.' Shiklah thought
"OH GOD THIS IS AMAZING!" Death moaned
'Fuck, fuck, FUCK!' Wade thought as he began to cum into Death's pussy.
"Hmm...ah!" Death's eyes, if she had them, rolled back into her head from feeling the bulge that grey from her stomach release her lover's seed into her womb...do cosmic entities HAVE reproductive systems? We need to look that up.
"W-Wade..." Shiklah moaned looking at her husband
"Yeah Love?" Wade asked back, which was responded by Shiklah whispering into his ear and only HE could hear it. "Well then..." Wade slipped his cock from Death's pussy and slid it into his wife's asshole "I better get used to THIS hole!"
"Hmmnn! Ah!" Shiklah moaned as she felt his huge girth push the cum out from inside her pussy.
"Na-ha...can't have that." Wade smiled as he filled Shiklah's pussy with a dildo to keep his cum inside of his wife.
"Yes... Baby needs sperm to grow." She mumbled in mindless pleasure
"BABY?!" Death deadpanned...or live-panned...how does that work?
"Yeah. I'm pregnant. Wade's gonna be a daddy..." Shiklah smiled as the dildo began to vibrate.
"You know I don't know what's getting me more excited: the fact I'm fucking my wife and old lover, or that I'm gonna be a dad!" Wade smiled "Yo Grey, Ghost do I already have kids in this story or is it a blank slate sorta thing?"
"Err...I'll have to check...Grey? Does Wade have kids already or not?" Ghost asked his friend
"Hmmmm... nope!" Grey said after a few moments of thought
"Baby number one!" Wade smiled as he came inside of Shiklah's ass making her moan in ecstasy.
'I want one too...' Death pouted as she continued to knead Shiklah's breasts
"You want a baby?" Wade grinned as he rubbed Death's ass
"I-err...hmm..." Death tried to answer but her embarrassment was diverted by nuzzling Shiklah
"I'll take that as a yes. Shiklah. Do you mind that Love?" Wade smiled and asked his wife as he began to pull out from her cum filled ass.
"Of course not." the Succubus smiled "As long as my back door gets cleaned." she grinned at Death
"Oh shit..." Wade smiled while Death blushed
"Not exactly." Shiklah smiled
"You're not gonna..." Death was worried about the repercussions
"NO! Of course not." Shiklah answered
"Then let's get into position." Wade pulled out of his wife slowly, spending a few seconds positioning himself and his lovers in a more erotic way: Death and Shiklah 69'ing while Wade's cock was over his wife's face with Death's pussy "Let's do this!" he grinned, slamming into her
"Hmmnn! So big!" Death moaned as she felt EVERY thrust into her pussy and felt a bulge form in her stomach. But if she wanted Wade's seed, she had to "clean out" Shiklah's asshole.
"Good...good little baby..." Shiklah smiled as she began to tease Death's asshole in retaliation and lick her clit at the same time.
"So hot." Wade grinned, picking up the pace
"W-W-Wade...I I'm cumming!" Death moaned as she felt her womb opening up ready to receive her lover's seed.
"Hope you don't drown!" Wade joked as he came inside his lover's pussy with another half days' worth of sperm.
"Ah!" Death moaned arching back and landing on Shiklah's body in ecstasy.
"What does it take to get this thing down?!" Wade asked pulling out of Death and seeing his cum almost drip out of her pussy like a small river.
"Well... you ARE backed up." his wife grinned, putting a dildo into Death's pussy
"How about...we get some of the other girls to join in?" Wade asked his wife and the writers "Wink, wink."
"No...they're still out. Today is all about: you, me and our new play friend." Shiklah smiled
"Damn it." Wade deadpanned "Hmmnn!" He groaned as his wife began to slurp his cock and give him a throat-job
"The hell is a "throat-job"?" Grey asked
"This." Ghost pointed as Shiklah managed to take half her husband's length down her throat.
"That's deep throating you dumbass!" Wade groaned, putting his fingers into Shiklah's hair "And THIS is Throat-FUCKING!" he added, slamming his wife's head up and down his cock like it was a toy making her moan, relax her throat, and let him control her movements as she sucked his cock and lightly licked the underside of it
"Oh god!" They both moaned feeling each other cum.
"W-Wade..." Death moaned trying to look at her lover but was cum drunk.
"Ah!" Wade came straight into Shiklah's throat, which she gulped down easily.
'Like cream...' She thought as her husband slipped out from her.
"Like it My Love?" Wade asked
"Mmmhmmm." she moaned and nodded, the cock still down her throat "Move ik." she said with a mouth full of cock
"Good...cause..." Wade begins a he slipped his cock from her mouth and gently lifted Death, so that she could see Shiklah's face. "I'm not stopping till you two look like you ARE pregnant!" He slammed into his wife's pussy as her clit and nipples were being stimulated by Death's.
"Ah! Oh, oh Wade!" Shiklah moaned as she felt his hard girth fill her pussy.
"Hmmm. This is actually quite fun." Death grinned
"Y-You're awake now?" Shiklah asked drooling a little.
"Hmm-hmm..." Death smiled and began to tongue dance while swapping both saliva and cum from their making out.
"MMmmmm." the two moaned, their arms wrapping around each other as they just LOVED the taste they were sharing
Wade meanwhile, decided to do something different. HE pulled out of Shikla and instead of entering either of them, he squeazed his massive cock BETWEEN their bodies, The face they were hot and sweaty, added to the fact they had pulled themselves so close together, made it feel like he was fucking a pussy and their clits where running against his cock HARD just from him staying there but he was thrusting in and out of the 'hole' he had found
"Oh yeah..." Wade smiled as he was thrusting between what could only be described as a "full body pussy".
The two moaned like crazy in ecstasy from the stimulation from their clits, nipples and the fucking Wade was giving them. And they couldn't believe what more they were feeling: they thought that their lover/husband was also having a boob-job since their breasts were being smushed together. "So good!" Death drooled lightly "I... am going to miss this."
"You...don't HAVE to miss this." Shiklah offered. "You can stay..."
"W-what?" Death asked then moaned as Wade was stimulating both her and Shiklah's pussies with his hands "But... I... I am Death... work..." she moaned
"You can live here. Make this place part of your home." Shiklah offered as she nuzzled herself into Death's neck. Wade came straight into Death's pussy, she force of it began to bloat the cosmic entity's stomach making her look like she was three months pregnant and then switched to his wife's continuing to cum. "You need...a place...for the baby...!" Shiklah smiled
"O... okay." Death nodded dreamily, in pleasure and love and happiness
"Ah!" Wade groaned as he came into Shiklah's pussy filler her like Death. He pulled out and lay on the bed exhausted and his two loves astride him in his arms. "So...good...ah I needed that."
"You aren't the only one My Love." Shiklah snuggled in close to him, while Death began to snore lightly. The two looked at her, Shiklah giggling while Wade looked in disbelife
"Guess we've got another 3 additions to the family." Wade smiled
"Looks like it." Shiklah smiled rubbing her stomach. "Our little babe..."
'Just hope the kids take after me as well as their mum's.' Wade thought contently
"Oh Master!" Five voices sang, four identical ones. The Gwen Clones, Hope, Maddy, Jean, Domino and Venessa all walked in naked
"Sexy time!" The Gwen clones and Hope sang again
"Hoo-hoo-hoo..." Wade gained a smile with a ring of Tweety Pies flying around his head.