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Co-Written by: GhostKaizer
Disclaimer: Don't own Deadpool or Marvel
Authors Note:
Yo, everyone. Day 2 of the week long super update spectacular! I hope you all enjoy!
Okay guys, time to have a nice calm chapter without sex... yes, yes, I know. Really strange with this story, but hey every story needs filler sometimes.
Deadpool gets pus... WADE GET AWAY FROM MY KEYBORED
Chapter 6: Day At Disney
Wade groaned as the daylight pierced through the curtains "Urgh...what hit me?"
"Daddy!" A boy's voice spoke landing on his father's chest.
"Ow! Ow! Jeez, watch it!" Wade groaned as he pushed the boy off.
"Come on dad, wake up lazy bones." The boy smiled "You've been asleep all day."
"What? DAD?! But Shiklah and Death were only knocked up a few days ago!" Wade shouted
"What're you talking about? It's been fifteen years." The boy answered
"Fifteen what?!" Wade shouted revealing a naked blonde haired sixteen year old girl sleeping next to Wade.
"Oh sis. You were sleeping with dad?" The boy asked
"Sis? I fucked my daughter?! The fuck is going on?!" Wade shouted
"Daddy...you were so good..." The girl smiled stroking his cock.
"Ah! No! No WAY I signed up for this! Where's Ghost and Grey?" He flew out of his bed revealing he had his Tarzan trunks on.
"You don't know? It's what you always do." The boy answered walking off opening the door. "How else do you explain your ninety seven other kids?"
"Ninety seven?!" Wade shouted
"Argh!" A woman's voice screamed followed by a baby screaming
"Baby one hundred!" Another woman's voice called out
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Wade screamed waking up back in his bed "What. The fuck. Was THAT?!" Wade panted as he was back in his bed again.
"Wade." The girls stood at the front of his bed each not pregnant. "We've something to tell you." Death spoke
"W-W-What? Tell me what?" Wade asked in worry
"We're leaving you." Death answered
"What? But you only just arrived!" Wade defended
"It's you Wade. You're not stable enough for us. So we're going to live with someone who can treat us right." Hope answered
"Deadpool!" Scott Summer's cheered poking his head around the corner.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Wade screamed again waking back up in his bed "Is this going to be some sort of Inception shit? My heart can't take this!" Wade panted as he felt the presence of a woman sleeping next to him.
"Hi big bro. Sleep well?" A girl claiming to be his sister asked him with a smile
"Oh fuck no!" Wade pulled a gun out and shot himself in the head, making him wake up in his bed once again.
"Okay who's the fucker who put me through that shit?!" Wade called out "Hmm..." He heard moaning from several different women sleeping on his bed. "Okay role call: Shiklah, Domino, Madelyne, Jean, Hope, Snowball, Baby-Face, Donna-Matrix, Raven-Nous and Death...all here..." He listed off chronologically. "Oh god what was with that dream?" He groaned
"Hmm..." The girls moaned
"Better carry this conversation in the kitchen." Wade slipped out from the bed and crept to the kitchen "Okay, you two better not be dicking me over with this!" Wade talked to the writers.
"Don't look at me. I didn't encourage Ghost." Grey answered
"Yeah it was me." Ghost admitted
Wade produced a nuclear warhead launcher from his magic satchel "You got five seconds."
"I was trying to see if you were serious about having a family. And if you would cross any taboos." Ghost answered with a calm but worried head.
"... seriously?" Grey and Wade deadpanned
"What? It can't ALL be fucking and chimichangas. We have to have SOME plot lines and in depth story...can't it?" Ghost asked
"Yea... but this is a bit far." Grey sighed "And we kinda can't stretch it into a real plot-line."
"Hey, when you have an idea: you roll with it." Ghost answered "Wade? Where are you?"
"Say goodbye to your dick Ghost." Wade answered pointing the warhead at the co-writer.
"Shit." Ghost disappeared
"FUCK IT!" Wade groaned "What next? I can't handle this..."
"Er... I dunno." Grey muttered
"Fuck." Wade sighed
"Why not spend the day with the girls? Have a fun day without sex?" Ghost asked
"I had a half week being abstinent!" Wade aimed the weapon at Ghost
"Whoop, whoop, whoop!" Ghost ran off sounding like Zoidberg from Futurama.
"It was a week Wade." Grey sighed "But you also spent the entire time being cockteased! It is CALLED bonding and having fun!"
Sighing seeing the logic behind it. "Alright...let's have family fun...and not the way Ghost did in that God-awful dream sequence."
"Yea... that was a bit too far." Grey laughed
*some time later*
The girls had gotten out of bed, Wade had been spending a large portion of time making pancakes "Hmm...something smells good..." Hope locked her lips.
"Hmm... hold on baby..." Shiklah rubbed her stomach, she had been feeling morning sickness for the past few days and the smell of pancakes was a bit overpowering for her.
"Let's go." Domino smiled
"Ladies: breakfast is served." Wade produced a banquet of food ranging from cereal and fruits to pancakes and waffles.
"Oh wow." Baby-Doll muttered "Amazing!"
"You did this for us Master?" Raven gasped
"Well yeah. We've got new members joining the family. What kind of person wouldn't do that for their loved ones?" Wade answered
"... you are so nice my love." Death smiled
"Members? Death is only one person Wade." Jean answered
"That's not strictly true." Shiklah rose her hand on her belly.
"YOU'RE PREGNANT?!" Venesa gasped
"Yeah. I am." Shiklah smiled hugging her husband.
"So instead of a fuckfest, we're gonna have a family day." Wade smiled
"Awww." Hope pouted lightly
"That sounds nice." Maddy smiled
"Can we get costumes Master?!" Baby asked excitedly
"Of course you can." Wade smiled
"Yes!" The Clones smiled
"What's brought this on?" Shiklah asked, Wade returned the question as a whisper "Ah...well he IS an idiot."
"Who, Wade?" Domino teased
"No one important." Wade answered
"Oh yeah...?" Ghost asked poofing up a cow next to Wade
"Argh!" Wade's eyes popped out of his skull.
"Whoops, hang on." Ghost answered; transforming the cow into a pile of hamburgers and steaks equivalent to said mammal's weight.
"Oh... so awesome!" Wade grinned
"BBQ later. Prime cuts and all." Ghost smiled
"So where would we like to go?" Wade asked
"Hmm. I'm not sure." Jean frowned
"How about Dis-." Hope thought aloud happily only for her older lover to block her mouth
"Hush! Do you want us to get sued?" Wade answered "Besides...after last time I don't think that would be such a good idea..." Wade thought back to the incident with the actresses who played the main princesses in the films, a camera and three kegs of beer...this WAS before he was married
"Er Wade... Disney OWNS Marvel." Grey deadpanned
"I know that. But I doubt they'll let me back in after last time." Wade answered back
"I think it would be a good idea." Shiklah smiled
"Okay. Just no "Small World" jungle rides. I heard a guy went mad after listening to that song over and over." Wade asked
"Okay." Maddy giggled
"But first...everyone in separate bathrooms. We're gonna have a "clean" chapter." Wade suggested
"Boring." Donna grumbled as everyone went their own way
"This better be a non-cocktease chapter you two!" Wade called up
"U2? I love that band." Ghost smiled "Promise, no cocktease."
"Good." Wade nodded
*time skip*
"This. Place. Looks. AWESOME!" Hope squeaked happily
"Yeah...it's really colourful." Death added as they were on the inside of the amusement park.
"There's nothing like this in my time!" Hope grinned
"Well, enjoy Hope. It's gonna be here for a long run." Wade smiled and saw the Clones getting various ice creams for the family
"WAHOO!" She cheered, running away
"We'll keep an eye on her." Jean spoke indicating her and Maddy.
"See you later." Wade waved as he and Shiklah were walking down the long street seeing the lines to the various rides and shops...and he swore he saw an Asgardian woman taking two five year old girls to see Princess Anna and Queen Elsa. "Nah...can't be." He shrugged it off. But... no... no. It was! "Is that...?" Wade tried to focus his gaze on the Asgardians but was pulled away by Shiklah.
"Come on Love. Let's go on the Ferris Wheel." Shiklah asked
"Okay." He nodded "Think everyone have their phone on them?"
"You gave them one before they left the house and they're all responsible adults with even MORE responsible adults with them." Shiklah reassured him "They'll be fine."
MONTAGE! START!
Scene: Jean, Maddy and Hope are seen on the roller coaster; The clones are riding the log flumes and getting hit on by different people but they aren't having ANY of it.
Scene: Wade is screaming like a little girl on a massive roller coaster while Shiklah, Death and Domio laughed happily, the Gwen's taking pictures from the exit point. All the while the Montage Song from Team America: World Police was playing.
Scene: Domino and Wade were at a water shooting gallery, with Domino holding a Bing-Bong while Wade was all wet.
Scene: Hope, Maddy and Jean were dressed as the three faerie's from Sleeping Beauty. Shiklah and Death were dressed as Luke and Leia from Star Wars. The clones were dressed in Beauty and the Beast cosplay. They were dressed as the different utensils. Wade was dressed in EPIC Han Solo cosplay.
Scene: Everyone was eating together, laughing happily
END MONTAGE!
"Well... THAT was a fun day." Wade sighed happily
"What's the time?" Maddy asked as Hope was sleeping soundly on her left arm.
"21:49...Wow we spent near enough thirteen hours there." Jean answered
"Damn..." Wade rubbed his feet.
"We had fun though." Domino smiled holding her own Bing-Bong.
"Yea." Raven smiled
"She's gone." Donna smiled lifting Hope gently with her hair like a silken blanket. "I'll put her to bed."
"Thank you Donna." Maddy smiled
"Can we get costumes now?!" Baby asked excitedly
"Oh yeah. As I promised: here're your costumes." Wade produced four new costumes, one for each Clone, although Donna would get hers last from putting Hope to bed. Baby-Face cheered, grabbing her costume and running off to get changed
"Wow..." Snowball smiled looking at her costume.
"VERY nice..." Raven smiled looking at her costume.
Baby-Face soon came in wearing her costume. It looked like Deadpool's but the red had been changed to white and the black was now pink. Her gloves where padded and went half way up her forearm while the suit left her legs bare. Wnd her boots where also slightly bulky
Snowball's suit was like a blue ski suit and snow boots. But instead of a big bulky like design it fit her snug and slender. It actually protected her everywhere not showing any skin except for her head and arms.
Raven's costume was a black latex suit and flowing cloak that looked like an actual raven's wings.
"These! Are! AWESOME!" Baby cheered, putting on her mask. It was a pure white mask like the one HydraBob wore but with pink lenses. She grinned, pulling out her katana as Donna arrived
"Oh...you didn't wait for me?" Donna pouted
"Here you go. Try it on." Wade smiled "I promise it's not a modified S&M outfit."
Donna raised her eyebrow as she grasped her costume and held it up "Wow. You're right." Donna smiled as she slipped the costume on. It was like an X-Men jumpsuit, except the "X" was missing. It was dark red and black colour schemed matching her hair.
"We look smoken!" Baby-Face grinned "Call me Gwenpool!"
"Gwenpool?" They asked
"Nice..." Wade nodded making the now named Gwenpool blush, though it DID get him a nudge in the side "What?" He asked. He turned to the source of the nudge with a raised eyebrow. It was Domino, she rolled her eyes since she thought it was a vanity thing "Well. Time for bed now...Some of us have got names to erase and cheques to grab." Wade got up aiming for be.
"Night Wade/Master/Love." Everyone called
"Man...what a day...this better not be an inception thing Ghost!" Wade snapped
"Nope. Real deal." Ghost responded
"Even the Asgardians?" Wade asked
"Even the Asgardians." Ghost nodded
"Ha, ha." Wade chuckled falling to sleep